I'm dissaponted. I read the entire thread expecting someone to make a dirty joke out of the original post but nothing.
The MR community has let me down once again.
The MR community has let me down once again.
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My iBook smells like sweat and grease!!!
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vniow said:
Ah, you have my sympathies.
OK, ok...
Something something something felching replacement something something punchline.
Ha-ha!
Better?
<wastelandeded yet?>
I make plenty of dirty jokes on a regular basis, but jokes involving bad smells and 15 year old boys aren't really my thing.vniow said:
One of my G3 iBooks did this "smell" thing...I had it shut down and stored away for a while and when I decided to pull it out and play with it it had a horrible BO smell. I always washed my hands before using it and I was the only owner so this always perplexed me.
Great. Does anyone remember by any chance if when the G3 iBooks were on apple's website, it said "Features!. Smells like fat 37 year olds"
I mean, seriously, what's up with this? Do they do it on purpose, or is it just that Steve Jobs smells like a fat 37 year old...... and he rubs every one of them with his hands before packing it?
I mean, seriously, what's up with this? Do they do it on purpose, or is it just that Steve Jobs smells like a fat 37 year old...... and he rubs every one of them with his hands before packing it?
yellow said:After jumping into his time machine and travelling to the year 2003?
What do you mean?
That model was discontinued in 2003, and you're speaking of present tense.. It was discontinued because it smelled like fat kids. All of them were supposedly found and destroyed, except yours.. which will now turn you into a fat kid. Lookout!!
Oh yes. A big fat 37 year old in nothing but a thong, eating a BIG juicy cheese burger on the beach, while having an orgasm over the 14 year old that just walked by him in a bikini. Finger licking good. Enjoy your iBook!
I'm normally so good at keeping to myself when someone is embarrassing themselves (whether they realize it or not) by saying things that are genuinely moronic, but I just can't help myself.macgeek2005 said:
<sarcasm>
Yes, they do it on purpose because Apple likes the smell of "fat 37 year olds", one of which you will never become because your body is somehow capable of acts of the supernatural and will never succumb to the effects of aging (especially not any changes in your metabolism - that sort of thing doesn't happen to you, kind of like how if a computer is owned by you, it will never have problems of any sort, unless it is a PC, which you would never own because "they suck! they have to suck!").
</sarcasm>
Seriously.
Ew. Smelly iBook.
Just put your favorite brand of fabric softener sheets in between your screen and keyboard when not in use. It should go away after a while.
Just put your favorite brand of fabric softener sheets in between your screen and keyboard when not in use. It should go away after a while.
blaskillet4 said:Ew. Smelly iBook.
Just put your favorite brand of fabric softener sheets in between your screen and keyboard when not in use. It should go away after a while.
My iBook is my precious. I will not put fabric softener sheets on it, because since apple made it, it has to be too good for that.
