So my repair list is... - three batteries - three MagSafe adapters - left I/O board - right CPU fan - hard drive - SuperDrive (new!) - top case (new!) GO $TEVE, $18 billion in free cash laying around with no debt, and yet apparently none of that is going towards quality control! After they replaced the hard drive a few months ago I was told I should just get a new laptop on the next repair, but apparently they didn't want to do that tonight, and I didn't want to cause a scene. So I'm going to E-Mail firstname.lastname@example.org, let executive customer service contact me, and see what they can do instead.