Hard to see where to start on this one..
First - sorry, Sensucht (and everyone who agrees with him above), but you're coming across as quite the elitist snob(s). Not everyone can afford a laptop computer for $1000 and up. Take the OLPC for exaple: Apple could never have pulled something like that off, not only because their costs of their proprietary soft/hardware are so high but because, on a more basic level, they lack a commitment to the well-being of society. Only free software can really make this kind of change, provide computers at reasonable prices to the masses.
Second - Choosing a computer is a personal choice. If I'm a cheese snob, I shouldn't call you an idiot because you choose to buy Kraft Velveeta instead of aged Brie (for the record, I'm not) and I shouldn't laugh at you for buying cheese A rather than cheese B although the latter is a better deal. I'm knowledgeable about computers, but I respect those who aren't and who may not make the best decisions. Clearly, Sehnsucht (and lackeys thereof), you do not respect them. You would like to make these choices for people. You have no respect for their right to live their lives as they please.
Third - Like you, Sehnsucht, I was once a dedicated Windows user. I used windows 95 all the way through XP. But I started to be disgusted. Bugs, crashes, viruses... it was all just too much. For a time, I pined for my own Apple computer, even a mac mini, as an escape from Micro$oft's tyranny. But fortunately for me I did not go that route. Instead, I took the road less traveled by, the path to freedom.
I installed Fedora Linux (later Gentoo after I got some experience) and I have never been happier when using a computer. I installed these on existing PCs, no need from expensive locked-down Apple hardware. Speed and stability improved dramatically. Hardware support was not nearly as bad as the Apple drones would have you believe. And none of it cost me a penny.
Oh, and my *emachines* has been running fine on Fedora. Since '03. Without a hitch. I use it as a web server in fact. So there you have it.
Let me make my own personal appeal here: Get Linux, not a mac. It will save you money, it will save you time, it will save you disillusionment later down the road when you realize you're locked in Apple's proprietary cage with no way out.
You make some very interesting points, and touché with the cheese lesson.
EDIT: The $400,000 workstation I'm drooling on runs Fedora.