Now you are doomed. I assume you didn't get the 64 GB model? Well, if she finds someone who has she's gonna divorce you. And if you did, she's going to divorce with you within a month for the 3G model.
And oh, for the time being. Do NOT, I repeat NOT, try to get your iPad back. She might even divorce with you and claim the iPad as her property. No one knows why she would do this, but than again: no one knows how the mind of a woman works.
Funny.. At first my wife thought it was a waste of money because it is just a big iPhone. But when I showed her ABC's app, iBooks, iPhoto, movies, etc all the cool stuff, then she started to come around. Now she likes it. I have a feeling my mother-in-law will too....
I went out this afternoon to go to BB and Apple to check out things. Before I left I explicitly asked my wife and our dog if either wanted one so I'd have an excuse to get one so I'd have a toy before 3G arrives. They both said know (actually my wife said no and the dog nodded no.....I think somebody prepped the dog to do this!)
Now when my 3G comes, everyone else in the house who isn't me will probably want to play. My wife said I'll just use yours if it's ever not in your hands............so that's the key, keeping the iPad busy!!!!!!