Thats the worst list of features wanted in the iPhone 6S I have seen to date. The only two things that would be useful would be the sapphire glass and additional RAM. The funny part is that you didn't even say the RAM was hot, instead you would rather have water resistance and tacky gold color over more RAM. Have you ever seen what has to be done to a phone to make it water resistant? Thankfully Apple doesn't take advice from people you are not capable of using proper grammer.