Naked man found wedged in chimney

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    BBC.

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  2. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    He should have lubed up before trying to pass a canal that small.
     
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    Now I have found myself in tight spots stuggling to move however my clothes have never fallen off :confused:

    Some people :rolleyes:
     
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    Fantastic public service.
     
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    When asked how he felt he replied "****ing grate"...
     
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    Good old NHS.
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    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone 3G; CPU iPhone OS 0_o) like Mac OS X; O HAI) AppleWebKit/420.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Vendor/ My Pimp Hand is way strong/ Safari/420.69)

    A real ashhole of a criminal.
     
  10. Melrose macrumors 604

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    I've never known a man to want his alone time so badly...
     
  11. cantthinkofone macrumors 65816

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    Ok maybe it's just me, but i have NEVER seen a chimney big enough for a baby to fit thru, much less a grown person.

    How do people get these ideas in their head's?
     
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    Atleast here in the states, when your brought into the hospital for injuries related to a crime/what not, yes, you have to be discharged from the hospital care, but there's a nice PoPo waiting for you or at least with you every step of the discharge process to take you downtown to lock up.

    They don't just discharge you and you hope the cops don't find you, they're waiting for your discharge.
     
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    Do they wait outside your door with tissues? I guess they could just catch the sucker with their hat.
     
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    Depends which way he was facing.
     
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    Sort of reminds me of the Drew Carey episode, where Kate told Drew that 3 things in the Apartment had been inside a Hobo's Ass.
     
  16. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    :)

    Snort.

    MLOL.

    ROTFMLOL! :)

    Now I am completely woke up.

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste. :p
     
  17. cantthinkofone macrumors 65816

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    In this case i don't think so ;)
     
  18. mmzplanet macrumors regular

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    Sounds like time to light a fire. :rolleyes:

    Maybe not... dont want to smoke yourself out. Maybe some bottle rockets?
     
  19. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    :D

    This comment caused me to think of the situation where the person is facing up, and the rocket comes from below, and, well, er. gets stuck up a certain hole in the body. :p
     
  20. cantthinkofone macrumors 65816

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    Myself being a certified bottle rocket expert for many years (age 12-21) i can assure you that they are very unpredictable as to their direction of travel, if any.

    I suggest lightning a whole pack at once out of a 6" PVC pipe ;)
     
  21. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Ah, grasshopper, granted a bottle rocket is generally unpredictable in it's flight path. However, there are ways to aim a bottle rocket successfully, most of the time.

    My best friend and I used to do battle with them, direct and indirect fire.

    That is why I can imagine the rocket going up a certain hole. :D

    Although, your idea/method does sound like an interesting and fun approach. :p
     
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    It's getting cold in that part of the world. I hope the man didn't come down with the flue.
     
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    This seems to remind me of a Garfield comic.
     

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