If the last time you saw Android was 15 years ago you must have had a HTC Dream. No wonder you didn't like Android then. We did mention a couple ways you can get a relatively up-to-date iPhone so hopefully one of these works out for you. A lot of people jump on very good deals so they're short lived, if you are fast or can check a couple stores in your area you might find inventory still left like for those iPhone SE 2022s. Perhaps if you're at a store you could try out a Pixel and see what's changed over the past decade.