You know, maybe it does take equal effort to write good and bad songs.
Yeah, I think it was as difficult for Katie Perry to string together a syntactical sentence, (I kissed a girl, and I liked it.), as it is for Paul Anka to write classics like, "My Way."
Remember that kid in your English class that you thought could not be more stupid, each time they read aloud? If not, then you
are Taylor Swift, erm, I mean, you
are that stupid student.
I was reading, though not writing, more than one year before beginning kindergarten. In fact, my teachers asked that I help the other students to practice with flash-cards, alongside the adult tutors. I have spent my grade-school years surrounded by, what I can only describe as, special-needs kids whom were admitted into normal classes, subsequent to lowered standards.
I could never understand why these students struggled so apparently, when learning words that I had personally used for years. I can recall the tenth-grade vocabulary. I remember the word, "deter," having been pronounced, "deeder," by both the students
and teachers. I was baffled! At the time I thought, "
these...these people are about to be unleashed upon our roads and highways! I should start shopping for insurance..." How is it that students, at the age of sixteen, had not the word, "deter," in their vocabulary?
I am concerned, now, more than ever. I can't help but feel betrayed by this nation when I witness exceedingly-dimwitted kids in our malls and playgrounds, only to be told they are of
normal intelligence. Oh buddy, intelligence must be a depleting resource.
My neighbor's eight-year-old couldn't form a sentence as proficiently as my four-year-old niece, even if his, "binky," depended on it.
I am
disgusted that parents are so detached from their children and rely on television to babysit. Their behavior as parents is leading to more and more cases of symptoms described as autism.
Autism is nothing more than a mental disorder brought on by a deficiency of human-interaction at a young age. Is it not odd that there is an exponential increase in the number of people that can be described of as autistic?
How many people, of ages beyond thirty, can recall attending a class with so many as TEN dopey-introverts? In my day, the only kids with such social disorders were of lower-income and tumultuous households.
I can understand that it appears I hate stupid people, but this is not true. I honestly could not describe one person whom I hate. People do not deserve to be hated for any reason.
I am, however, furious at what passes as parenting today.
Turn off Bob The Builder, your kid is ten-years-old, ffs! You aren't a parent! You spend every Friday out with your spouse, drinking it up and enjoying your self. A parent would never be so selfish! Get your frat-boy-ass back home and teach your kid to use a slingshot, you immature horndog! What example are you setting for your kids with those socks and sandals? Either become an adult when you have a child, or keep your wick in your pants until you can resist the urge to stock your refrigerator with wine coolers and Jell-o shots!
And that's why Taylor Swift can be considered a song-writer by today's standards