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[Lugn]

The human-equine centipede?

Best episode of the season.

 

[Pooshka]

 

[Arran]

What do I report threads like this as? It's not spam, but I can't put my finger on the right term?

It's just a rumor - which is what we do here. Although in times past, we used to have oodles of melodrama with product rumors. Ambiguous cardboard boxes were spotted in elevators and photos were duly posted (followed by endless debates on their dodgy pixel-structure by photoshop "experts"). Other folks would send surreptitious texts from inside Cupertino - but have to cut off abruptly as the authorities "closed in" on them Fun times.

Sorry OP. Please try harder. Add more drama next time. We have high standards here

 

[djransom]

LOL @ -17 the OP received

 

[iBreatheApple]

Thank GOD! Now that we know everything we can now relax!

Okay "Jessica."............