I'm sorry I didn't realize anyone out of elementary school would be impressed by a laser pointer.
As for my big font useless phrase I think it's important for people to get it through their thick skulls that there is already a product out that has the features they want: The iPhone.
I don't see many people asking for a Mac mini with a screen, why must people ask for an iPod with phone features?
But we don't want a phone. GPS had nothing to do with phones until more recently. Volume buttons are perfectly reasonable. My Dad's old Palm Pilot has a camera. It's in no way related to a Phone.
The point is, the Touch is no longer an iPod. It's a PDA. And PDA's tend to have many features cell phones do. But they don't have a phone. That's reserved for smart phones.