New Kitten: What to name him?

[Father Jack]

What about "sooner"

My friend had a dog he called Sooner. He said it would sooner sh*t in the house than go outside ..

 

[Kamera RAWr]

Muschi.

 

[AdeFowler]

Anything but Mohammed

Cute cat btw.

 

[bartelby]

Anything but Mohammed

Allah, it is then!

 

[109%]

Can't remember where I came across it, but I've always liked Chairman Miaow ...

 

[twistedlegato]

I had too

 

[AdeFowler]

Can't remember where I came across it, but I've always liked Chairman Miaow ...

That'll be David Badiel's moggy.

 

[Cloudane]

Anything but Mohammed

Drat, you beat me to it

Tickles!

 

[idesign245]

Gray.

 

[iBookG4 FTW]

My Wallet

"My Wallet just took a crap on the carpet!"

"I'm gonna go feed My Wallet"

"We're taking My Wallet to the vet"

 

[it5five]

Can't remember where I came across it, but I've always liked Chairman Miaow ...

Haha. I jokingly call one of my cats Chairman Mao, because his meow sounds more like "mao/mow" than "meow".

 

[LizKat]

Little Feat.

 

[ghall]

ghall

I'm flattered.

My recommendation: Spot.

 

[SkyBell]

My Wallet

"My Wallet just took a crap on the carpet!"

"I'm gonna go feed My Wallet"

"We're taking My Wallet to the vet"

Even better: "My Wife/Husband"

 

[iBookG4 FTW]

Even better: "My Wife/Husband"

Haha, I didn't think of that. I guess money was on my mind at the time.

 

[apsterling]

Dog. The perfect name for a cat.

 

[MikeTheC]

Alright, you need a name that will definitely help him to stand out. And, since he's rather small, naturally he'll expect you to help him compensate. Therefore, might I suggest:

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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Dog. The perfect name for a cat.

Here, apsterling, apsterling, apsterling. There's a good human. C'mon, stand up.

Ok, now I got'cha...

In related news, MacRumors poster Apsterling was found in an alleyway with multiple high-powered bullet wounds to numerous places on his body. The police are calling this a suicide.

 

[sikkinixx]

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I was thinking of buying him a corvette to compensate for his small stature

 

[Sesshi]

Edvard.