New mac pro to be out soon!

Discussion in 'Mac Pro' started by rantingrich, Aug 6, 2012.

  1. rantingrich, Aug 6, 2012
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    rantingrich macrumors regular

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    Many have wondered WHEN and/or if APPLE will be releasing a makeover of the now old news MACPRO LINE!

    This week I am expecting some large cash from a gig, and have picked out a new MACPRO 12 core.......

    I have been informed from my sources within apple that they have dedicated a small army of people to be watching to see my Credit card information processed and my order filled to then ANNOUNCED the new LINE!

    Let me assure you the second APPLE take the monies out of my account, they will SHUT DOWN the present MACPRO LINE, take down the MACPRO area of the site then within minutes announce the NEW SUPER DUPER SCRUMPTIOUS OMNIPOTENT "SUPERDUPER MACPRO! AND at half the price of previous MODELS.

    I have been told from sources within apple that they have dedicated a small army of people to be watching to see my Credit card information to be processed to then ANNOUNCED the new LINE!

    :mad:
     
  2. TableSyrup macrumors 6502

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  3. chiefroastbeef macrumors 6502a

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    you need to chill man.. :eek:
     
  4. jasonvp macrumors 6502a

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    I don't consider it trolling. He's explaining his bad luck, assuming that the moment he pays for his new Mac Pro, Apple will release the next version.

    I know the feeling. When I exercise stock options at work, the stock price rockets up the next day. The year after I bought my car, they updated it to include some nicer features. Etc, etc, etc.

    jas
     
  5. YosemiteSam macrumors member

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    I agree with jasonvp- the OP is merely letting us know he's about to take the plunge. No trolling there at all.

    I often feel the same way, so I actually thought it was a pretty funny post. The first "guarantee" that a new mac pro is about to be released. Rumors and tidbits and "insider info" are all fallible- but a man's rotten buyer's luck is darn-near infallible. :)

    Good post, OP.
     
  6. Moonjumper macrumors 68000

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    The Mac Pro had a very disappointing minor update recently. There have been rumours of something special happening to the model next year. I doubt there will be anything happening before then.
     
  7. ActionableMango macrumors 604

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    The subject line is the trolling. People see "New mac pro to be out soon!" stated as if it were fact. The truth is not revealed to be later.
     
  8. Chrisg2014 macrumors regular

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    Can you buy it now please, I want the New Mac Pro and your holding things up.
     
  9. YosemiteSam macrumors member

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    Well, I personally haven't ever thought that the first place I'd read actual factual news/announcement of "New mac pro to be out soon!" would be in a sub-forum on the Mac Rumors web site. I wasn't mislead by the title. Well, I was, but not in the way you suggest. I actually expected real trolling (or a post like "I know a super-insider genius at the Cleveland, OH Apple Store, and he said the new mac pro would be coming out soon!"). Instead, reading the OP's forthcoming "guarantee" was a welcome and refreshing change. Seriously, if he were posting actual news, don't you think it'd be on the front page, and would also be carried elsewhere throughout the web?

    Back to you, rantingrich... Hurry up and buy your 2012 model so that the rest of us finally get to see what Apple is (or isn't) cooking up for Apple's pro (or not) future.
     
  10. sigmadog macrumors 6502a

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    No. That's called "marketing".
     
  11. TableSyrup macrumors 6502

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    Sorry, was my sense of humor. I thought his post was funny, and I responded sarcastically.... just wasnt picked up :eek::eek:

    My bad....

    I also very much dig his screen name :D:p
     
  12. scottsjack macrumors 68000

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    With absolutely nothing to talk about other than which video cards work the least the MacRumors Mac Pro forum has sunk to a new level of time-wasting stupid.
     
  13. Lesser Evets macrumors 68040

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    Someone posted about the next wave of "Pro"cessors coming in the last half or quarter of 2013...

    So, if that is true, if that is the schedule for those chips' release, a new Pro is arriving somewhere alongside the 2013 Christmas season. Which is crap.

    Regardless, I can't wait. It will be nice to have Thunderbolt and USB3 on a 12-core Pro system.

    Don't wait if you can't wait. The new Pros aren't going to be here for a long time.
     
  14. rantingrich thread starter macrumors regular

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    Guys guys guys!

    I am going as fast as I can! I KNOW APPLE is holding up the release becasue they are waiting for my ORDER to be taken, filled and shipped.

    I am waiting for the proverbial "CHECKS in the mail" then a one day wait to clear and APPLE may unfurl the banners, release the balloons, fire out the press packs and you can all get buying trying to rob peter to pay Paul to buy the NEXT SERIES of the silver box of frustrations!

    I promise it will be before the end of the week, so ask around if people want to buy your old machines, and get ready!

    TRUST me the second I hit the "PLACE ORDER BUTTON" I will post on here then by the time you get to apple STORE they will have POSTED the new machines with specs!

    I hope Steve Jobs is watching!:p
     
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  16. rantingrich thread starter macrumors regular

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    Lol

    touche! Rofl!:d
     
  17. hajime macrumors 68030

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    I think you can always return it within a limited number a days.

    So, perhaps you should add "my ORDER to be taken, filled, shipped and the grace period has passed"?
     
  18. dcpmark macrumors 6502a

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    I'm going with Touring test. Notice the repetition in the 3rd and 5th paragraph with the slight change. No intelligent human would write that way, but all-in-all, good job programmers! You've fooled quite a number of posters here.
     
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  20. rantingrich thread starter macrumors regular

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    OKAY New Genreation of MACPROS are on

    Okay apple just debited my card $4100 for my new MACPRO 12 core! Which means Apple will be announcing the next generation of the MACPRO probably by midnight!

    Funny thing thought I paid for over night BUT is wont even ship till next week! WTF? DAMN you Steve Jobs!:eek:
     
  21. ChristianJapan macrumors 601

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    Thank you very much for doing that and force :apple: to release the new Pro. So soon I can order & get mine with TB and USB3 ... Nice :D
     
  22. YosemiteSam macrumors member

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    Apple needed the extra few days to prep the next iteration. So they're holding your order 'til then.

    You know, so they can wow us with the new mobile processors and mobile GPUs. And unibody construction so that we don't need to trouble ourselves with adding and removing our own components. In fact, Apple Geniuses are standing by to help solder our hard drives and other components to the chassis and motherboard. And to help us make really impressive videos using iMovie.
     

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