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Funny, I haven't had a bit of trouble with glare on mine. Yours must be defective. Send it in for warranty repair quick!
 
It doesn't need a "cutesy" name.

It is a MacBook - that's all the name it needs.

Maybe throw aluminum in front.
 
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