Change your thread title to communicate that it's a joke please.
Clearly, people are not reading enough of your OP or the thread to realize the point you're trying to make. You are inadvertantly misleading people to believe that this is yet another iMac problem. It may cause a skimmer to decide against a going with an iMac, or with Mac altogether.
I guess it would their fault for being lazy and not reading the thread, but lazy people need Macs too. 😀