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New penis grown on boy's arm

Re: Re: Re: Re: New penis grown on boy's arm

Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
But why didn't they grow the thing on his leg instead?
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where's the fun in that?? heheheh :p
 
Poor kid. It probably didnt explode. It probably just turned black (cringe) much like my sisters finger when she stuck a key in a power outlet as a kid. Difference is, your finger has bones to keep it structurally sound. Your 'unit' has no such bone (no pun intended) and just scorched it through and through.

And yeah, why not grow it on his leg?? I can just see him at school when that thing was growing. "Um, hey dude. You gotta dick on your arm."

???:confused:???

Too bad it will never be functional. He's going to have a very boring life in some aspects.
 
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakdown lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! Wiiiiizzzzz!

laughing
(electric sounds)
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Wise words to live by....
:D
 
It's from the glory days of Ren and Stimpy. Too bad this kid didn't heed their warning. Now if only I could find the audio file....

Edit: Here, try this.

It's an .rm file though.
 
Originally posted by agreenster
Well yeah, but big whoop de doo. He'll never actually, um, get any pleasure out of it.
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Actually sexual pleasure is more psychological than physical. So yes, I think that he would still find enjoyment. The penile implant works very well for diabetics others with physical erectile dysfunction. They still get psychological enjoyment.

Finding those wise words was a great find mactastic. It's just too bad that he didn't heed prior to the incident.
 
Originally posted by wdlove
Actually sexual pleasure is more psychological than physical. So yes, I think that he would still find enjoyment. The penile implant works very well for diabetics others with physical erectile dysfunction. They still get psychological enjoyment.
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Sorry to get graphic here but: erection or not, he will no longer have the sensitive nerve endings on the head of the penis in order to achieve ejaculation via stimulation. Hate to say it, but without the physical sensation, the only psychological result of sex with a penis of this kind would be depression.

Sure, sexual pleasure is partially psychological, but without the physical stimulation, the phsychological factor would never come into play.
 
Originally posted by agreenster
Sorry to get graphic here but: erection or not, he will no longer have the sensitive nerve endings on the head of the penis in order to achieve ejaculation via stimulation. Hate to say it, but without the physical sensation, the only psychological result of sex with a penis of this kind would be depression.

Sure, sexual pleasure is partially psychological, but without the physical stimulation, the phsychological factor would never come into play.
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I have go agree.

This person is not going to be into it... really.

You need some form of stimulation... this isn't gonna give any.

:(

Feel bad for him...
:(
 
What do the doctors do with the burnt part? Is there a special disposal method for body appendages? I wonder how many of those kinds of cases they get... :confused:
 
Originally posted by The_Dood
What do the doctors do with the burnt part? Is there a special disposal method for body appendages? I wonder how many of those kinds of cases they get... :confused:
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they're incinerated, (well they are in the U.K.) Hospitals usually have there own incineration facilities so they can burn limbs etc etc.
 
That SUCKS. Small consolation but-- do you think the kid had any say in how big his new appendage would be?

Kinda like in the movie SE7EN when they have the dead Gluttony guy on the table and the directors and Pitt felt so bad for him having to be there they gave him a really big cock.



That comment about it growing off his head had me laughing so bad...thought I might get fired. hoooohooo
 
evolu said:
anybody notice they supersized it?

hell, i guess i would to!
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It could be that the tissue won't have the ability to expand when the
penile implant is used. Why not go for the gold when you have the choice.
 
revenuee said:
so i take it he has no other use for this other then just urinating standing up (mind you thats an important ability in it's own right)
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Reminds me of a very old joke...

God is digging through a bag after he finishes creating everything and says to Adam and Eve, "I've got some stuff left over here, either of you want any of this?" He rummages around, "I have some 'peeing-standing-up.'"

Adam jumps at this. "Mine! Oh man I could really use that! Just think how much more productive I would be if I didn't have to leave the field to go inside and go to the bathroom. I need that one."

God says, "Ok Adam, it's yours... now what else do I have here? Oh here's one... 'multiple orgasms.'"

ba-dum-bump.
 
macfreek57 said:
i can imagine the kid just waking up from the transplanting surgery and the doctor saying to him "There you go! Good as new!"
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I can imagine that also. It will be mainly a mechanical functioning penis. I would be interested in hearing his experience with its use.
 
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