Newbies should be required to choose 2, and only 2, of the following Certified Newbie Post Traits when posting...if they employ any more than 2, the post moves to the Wasteland. 1. Title in all caps with 53 question marks and/or exclamation points. 2. Title is worded like facts/news/statements, but the post turns out to be a question. 3. Identical question/thread already exists, within 10 posts below, or has been discussed in more than 5 threads in the past 7 days. 4. Post contains incoherent pseudo l33t sp34k, otherwise SMS-esque language, or any derivation of "I can haz?". 5. Poster lacks basic comprehension/writing skills. (i.e. keeps asking the same thing over and over despite having been answered) 6. Twitter type posts. "I went to the Apple iPhone Store today just to look! WOOT!" 7. Bumping Twitter type posts. There are endless other Certified Newbie Traits...this is just a start.