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Originally Posted by Ciclismo
- More RAM
- Front facing camera
- Brushed Titanium housing
- Longer battery life (2-4 weeks of constant on)
- HUD
- Tazer
- K and L band RADAR
- Automatically inflates into a 4 person liferaft when submersed
- Ejection seat (family size)
- Ability to replicate food items, especially a wide range of alcoholic beverages
- adjustable X-Ray (so you can see bones, or just through clothes)
- Ability to add 3-4 inches to your penis, GUARANTEED
- Automatically launches precision airstrikes at idiots who post stupid threads.