ninjas vs pirates

[kretzy]

These things can always be settled with a Google Fight. It just confirms that ninjas are better.

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

These things can always be settled with a Google Fight. It just confirms that ninjas are better.

Yeah, except this isn't a ninja vs pirate poll, but a ninjas vs pirates one...

And then pirates demolishes ninjas...

 

[kretzy]

Yeah, except this isn't a ninja vs pirate poll, but a ninjas vs pirates one...

And then pirates demolishes ninjas...

Dammit, I hoped no one would notice...

 

[Sharewaredemon]

I wanna change my vote to pirates...

You actually made me laugh out loud at that which is a rarity.

 

[chaosbunny]

Chuck Norris. Period.

 

[sushi]

ok...which is cooler...ninjas or pirates

Hard to say.

Both have their cool points. Guess it would depend on what criteria you are using.

 

[thedude110]

Wait ... is this fight taking place on land or on water?

How stealthy could a ninja be on a boat? And how are they getting to the boat?

Pirates have cannons. And canons.

The woman says:

"I like ninjas. Because the dog looks like a ninja. I'm also partial to the Teenage Mutant reptilian kind."

 

[tobefirst ⚽️]

Yeah, except this isn't a ninja vs pirate poll, but a ninjas vs pirates one...

And then pirates demolishes ninjas...

This has to be because ninjas are so stealthy, it's hard to find them, even on the web.

My vote: ninjas

 

[jdechko]

In a fight, I think Ninjas would win. Besides, my motto is "Ninjas are the answer to every question." It was a joke from college that no matter what the proposed problem was, ninjas were always a possible answer.

The only thing I have against ninjas is that they don't have a "Talk like a ninja" day like the Pirates do.

 

[Mr. Durden]

gotta go with the pirate option. after all, there isnt a Ninjas of The Orient ride at disneyland, so pirates are obviously cooler.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

The only thing I have against ninjas is that they don't have a "Talk like a ninja" day like the Pirates do.

Of course they don't – they're silent assassins. Stealth and surprise are key, you don't get those by singing sea shanties and splicing mainbraces and stuff.

 

[Queso]

gotta go with the pirate option. after all, there isnt a Ninjas of The Orient ride at disneyland, so pirates are obviously cooler.

Yes there is, it's just so stealthy only ninjas can find it.

 

[Mike Teezie]

Ninjas, easily.

 

[2nyRiggz]

Ninjas are cool.....they get to jump off buildings and trees and stab u with their toothpick.





Bless

 

[njmac]

oh come on... it HAS to be the ninja!

 

[count chocula]

i vote for pirates, i've never been a big ninja fan.

 

[goodtimes5]

Ninjas own joo. Ninja stars ftw!

 

[MongoTheGeek]

Chuck Norris never played a pirate...

 

[amateurmacfreak]

Well, we all agree on this.

 

[Xander562]

Definately pirates, there's no question. ninjas just seem cheezy hollywood fake to me. But Pirates... Theyre awesome.

 

[tobio]

Absolutely Pirates based on the choice, but you are forgetting the coolest of them all, option C) Cyborgs

 

[Jaffa Cake]

...but you are forgetting the coolest of them all, option C) Cyborgs

Good point. I'd go with the cyborgs myself.

Excellent! *clenches fist*

 

[iRachel]

I'm gonna have to go with pirates. You don't see anyone celebrating "talk like a ninja day," do you?