Noel Gallagher of oasis THE greatest band on the planet says he wants an iphone for Christmas
In a typically humorous and irony filled interview he says he wants an iphone for Christmas.
Irony to all our American friends is when you say something with a serious tone but don't really mean it. For some reasons Americans have trouble getting this comedic concept and it leads to all sorts of misunderstandings between the UK and the US. Clearly Rollingstone don't get irony as they iimply that Noel REALLY believes that “I am f%$^’ brilliant every night I go out there. I could give a f%$^’ about anybody else in the band.” oh dear... IT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY HA HA
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdai.../oasis-noel-gallagher-has-one-christmas-wish/
“I’d like an iPhone, a laptop, a new haircut and a Christmas card that didn’t say f%$^’ Noel on the front. That would be f%$^’ nice. Just one year. I always get this ****, right. And people go, ‘Did you get my card?’ And you go, ‘I dunno, which one was that?’ ‘Oh, you must’ve seen it. It had Noel written on the front.’ ‘Really, and how many of those do you think I get?’ That’s right. All of them. They all end up at my f%$^’ house. ‘Oh, there’s a card with my name on it, brilliant. That’s from my parents. I’ll thank them again for that.’ f%$^’’ pair of idiots.”
What, you were expecting holiday fuzzies from the guy who told us, “I am f%$^’ brilliant every night I go out there. I could give a f%$^’ about anybody else in the band.” One of those other dudes in his band, brother Liam, explained the band’s “love us or hate us” ethos in a recent chat with RS:
“Why would you want everyone to like you? That was the beauty of things growing up; not everyone was into the same music as you and that’s what stood you apart from everyone. You go into school and you go, ‘I’m different from you, man.’ ‘Why?’ ‘ ‘Cause I like the f%$^’ Stone Roses. Who do you f%$^’ like? You like Madonna.’ If everyone’s all into the same thing that’s when you lose your identity.”
In a typically humorous and irony filled interview he says he wants an iphone for Christmas.
Irony to all our American friends is when you say something with a serious tone but don't really mean it. For some reasons Americans have trouble getting this comedic concept and it leads to all sorts of misunderstandings between the UK and the US. Clearly Rollingstone don't get irony as they iimply that Noel REALLY believes that “I am f%$^’ brilliant every night I go out there. I could give a f%$^’ about anybody else in the band.” oh dear... IT IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY HA HA
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdai.../oasis-noel-gallagher-has-one-christmas-wish/
“I’d like an iPhone, a laptop, a new haircut and a Christmas card that didn’t say f%$^’ Noel on the front. That would be f%$^’ nice. Just one year. I always get this ****, right. And people go, ‘Did you get my card?’ And you go, ‘I dunno, which one was that?’ ‘Oh, you must’ve seen it. It had Noel written on the front.’ ‘Really, and how many of those do you think I get?’ That’s right. All of them. They all end up at my f%$^’ house. ‘Oh, there’s a card with my name on it, brilliant. That’s from my parents. I’ll thank them again for that.’ f%$^’’ pair of idiots.”
What, you were expecting holiday fuzzies from the guy who told us, “I am f%$^’ brilliant every night I go out there. I could give a f%$^’ about anybody else in the band.” One of those other dudes in his band, brother Liam, explained the band’s “love us or hate us” ethos in a recent chat with RS:
“Why would you want everyone to like you? That was the beauty of things growing up; not everyone was into the same music as you and that’s what stood you apart from everyone. You go into school and you go, ‘I’m different from you, man.’ ‘Why?’ ‘ ‘Cause I like the f%$^’ Stone Roses. Who do you f%$^’ like? You like Madonna.’ If everyone’s all into the same thing that’s when you lose your identity.”
