Nonsense Spam E-Mail (WAS: What... The... Hell...)

[PowerFullMac]

Do these e-mails make sense?

Some of my friends must have some dodgy virus, soooo glad I have a Mac!

 

[Killyp]

They make perfect sense to me...

Maybe there's something wrong with you?

 

[PowerFullMac]

They make perfect sense to me...

Maybe there's something wrong with you?

Mind explaining them to me then?

 

[Gray-Wolf]

I always loved those types when I had a Vindoz machine. Harder to block words used in the text error when they were more random.

 

[cleanup]

this write drunk hair loud thread
oh, hem cling is men holy
quite fire, fresh queer, http://useless.com

 

[arkitect]

this write drunk hair loud thread
oh, hem cling is men holy
quite fire, fresh queer, http://useless.com

Sheer poetry…

 

[ghall]

Well then. That's really interesting.

 

[mcarnes]

Read between the words. There is a deeper meaning there if you look hard enough.

 

[yellow]

Mind explaining them to me then?

They're regular spam emails meant to mess with spam filters by creating false positives and false negatives.

Welcome to the internet.

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

Read between the words. There is a deeper meaning there if you look hard enough.

If you are not sober it helps also.

They're regular spam emails meant to mess with spam filters by creating false positives and false negatives.

Welcome to the internet.

Do two false negatives create a false positive and if you add 1 false positive to 1 false negative do you get zero?

 

[PowerFullMac]

Oh yeah, there is a reason I never posted the subjects as well, they are definatly NSFW!

 

[bartelby]

if you add 1 false positive to 1 false negative do you get zero?

Nope. The world ends.

 

[operator207]

if you add 1 false positive to 1 false negative do you get zero?

Nope, its a similar experience to crossing the streams. Remember you never cross the streams. That would be very "bad".

Or you end up creating a Zero Point Energy, harness it, and make a fortune!

 

[alphaod]

You should click on the links.

 

[BlakTornado]

The random words are there to help the emails get past spam blockers.

 

[r1ch4rd]

Am I the only one who can't read the hidden message?

 

[OscarTheGrouch]

Nope. The world ends.

hmmmm

would it hurt?

Nope, its a similar experience to crossing the streams. Remember you never cross the streams. That would be very "bad".

Or you end up creating a Zero Point Energy, harness it, and make a fortune!

Hey, the whole crossing the streams thing was BS.. remember they made Mr. Stay Puft a city block of marshmallow cream... though, I suppose you could argue that it was bad for Mr. Stay Puft, and the person that had to clean up that mess, but good for humanity as a whole.