Nonsense Spam E-Mail (WAS: What... The... Hell...)

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by PowerFullMac, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. PowerFullMac macrumors 601

    PowerFullMac

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    Do these e-mails make sense? :eek:

    Some of my friends must have some dodgy virus, soooo glad I have a Mac!
     

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  2. Killyp macrumors 68040

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    They make perfect sense to me...

    Maybe there's something wrong with you? :confused:
     
  3. PowerFullMac thread starter macrumors 601

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    Mind explaining them to me then? :p ;)
     
  4. Gray-Wolf macrumors 68030

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    I always loved those types when I had a Vindoz machine. Harder to block words used in the text error when they were more random.
     
  5. cleanup macrumors 68030

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    this write drunk hair loud thread
    oh, hem cling is men holy
    quite fire, fresh queer, http://useless.com
     
  6. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Sheer poetry…
    :p
     
  7. ghall macrumors 68040

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  8. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    Read between the words. There is a deeper meaning there if you look hard enough.
     
  9. yellow Moderator emeritus

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    They're regular spam emails meant to mess with spam filters by creating false positives and false negatives.

    Welcome to the internet. :)
     
  10. OscarTheGrouch macrumors 6502

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    If you are not sober it helps also.

    Do two false negatives create a false positive and if you add 1 false positive to 1 false negative do you get zero?
     
  11. PowerFullMac thread starter macrumors 601

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    Oh yeah, there is a reason I never posted the subjects as well, they are definatly NSFW! :eek:
     
  12. bartelby macrumors Core

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    Nope. The world ends.
     
  13. operator207 macrumors 6502

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    Nope, its a similar experience to crossing the streams. Remember you never cross the streams. That would be very "bad".

    Or you end up creating a Zero Point Energy, harness it, and make a fortune! ;)
     
  14. alphaod macrumors Core

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  15. BlakTornado Guest

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    The random words are there to help the emails get past spam blockers.
     
  16. r1ch4rd macrumors 6502a

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    Am I the only one who can't read the hidden message? :confused:
     
  17. OscarTheGrouch macrumors 6502

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    hmmmm

    would it hurt?

    Hey, the whole crossing the streams thing was BS.. remember they made Mr. Stay Puft a city block of marshmallow cream... though, I suppose you could argue that it was bad for Mr. Stay Puft, and the person that had to clean up that mess, but good for humanity as a whole.
     

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