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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Apr 7, 2008.
You can't make this stuff up
If sent to prision how embarrassing would that be.
So what are you in for?
- Assult with a weapon
What did you use?
- A hedgehog
Neighbour of yours, Nermal?
That is just too good.
I feel kinda bad for the kid, though. He has to deal with the stigma of having a whole big court case dealing with the fact that he had a hedgehog chucked at him. Can't make him look good at school.
i saw this this morning and i pissed myself lol
Am I the only one imagining this attack and visualizing the hedgehog spinning up into a ball, like Sonic, while it is flying toward that poor kid.
This has nothing on the man who cried 'wombat-rape.'
I was thinking the exact same thing! One of my housemates is a Kiwi, and we make sure to print stuff like this out and hang it on the fridge. It always gets him twisted.
Reminds me of Python.
"Next, I eat the banana. Thus, disarming him."
Since when is abusing animals "funny"?
That's a pretty sorry choice of weapon! Couldn't he find a board with a nail in it or something?
Clearly the only solution is to ban hedgehogs.
No, I was thinking that to, Seriously, what did the 'victim' do to provoke this and were did it come from?
SEGA's already out of the console business, what more do you want?
I want to throw a stingray at this guy and Irwin his ass.
Now that is just plain nasty.
Wonder if the perp got to sit on the Group W bench, and if so, what they thought of his story??
(Be warned. 6 more posts and I can finally start to read the Politics, Religion, Social Issues thread.
No way I was reading it before I could have my say. No sir.)
odd story, but i'm finding it hard to find anything as surprising anymore.
What, you'd put him in with the mother rapers, the father stabbers, and the father rapers?
I, for one, welcome our new Hedgehog Overlords. http://upc.*************/uploads/smilies/dogeyes_s.gif
Clearly his defense should be that the hedgehog leaped from his arms and hurled itself at the victim, thus causing the wounds. If anything the defendant was merely trying to stop the deranged, suicidal animal.
If only the hedgehog had survived, it would surely corroborate the defendant's story.
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poor hedgehog :b
You eat the hedgehog, thus disarming your opponent.
Haha! That is brilliant.
Let me guess, you are going into law?