Obvious tips that need some reminding

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  1. anjinha macrumors 604

    anjinha

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    Guys: when a girl says she's not interested, that's a no. It's not that hard.
     
  2. Bonch macrumors 6502

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    Girls: when a guy says he's not interested, that's a yes. It's not that hard.

    :)
     
  3. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    Since when do guys play hard to get? :p
     
  4. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    When other guys hit on them*.

    * Your results may vary.
     
  5. Bonch macrumors 6502

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    When he's in a committed relationship and trying to do the right thing. :eek:
     
  6. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    Fair enough. :p
     
  7. Melrose Suspended

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    Guys: When you grab a girl on the street and kiss her passionately even though she has completely no idea who on earth you are but doesn't shoot you with her stun gun or pepper spray, it means she wants you right then and there.
     
  8. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    Stun guns and pepper spray are illegal here. :( That doesn't mean we're easy! :p
     
  9. Melrose Suspended

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    ? :p
     
  10. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    In your scenario Portuguese girls would be into it since we don't have pepper spray or stun guns here. :p
     
  11. Melrose Suspended

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    You missed my cool HIMYM double entendre. :(
     
  12. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    There's a storm here, I'm sleep deprived. :(
     
  13. Melrose Suspended

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    Nah, you've just been writing for that blasted Apple blog too much. :D
     
  14. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    No writing when I'm sleep deprived, it makes me sound like a crazy(er) person. :p
     
  15. OutThere macrumors 603

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    It's sometimes more fun that way. I love to turn the tables and see what happens. :D
     
  16. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    I agree but few man can accomplish that. ;):p
     
  17. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Guys: If you hide behind a corner and yell "Surprise!" before you do the above, you have given her sufficient warning to run away, and it is no longer considered assault.
     
  18. mikechan1234 macrumors 6502

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    What made you decide to post this? :eek:
     
  19. Melrose Suspended

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    I knew someone would understand. Also, they take like two short breaths before the chloroform kicks in, so that's plenty of time to tell me no...
     
  20. Queso macrumors G4

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    Surely if it's not that hard he's not that interested either ;)
     
  21. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    Fixed.:)
     
  22. anjinha thread starter macrumors 604

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    You guys are losing steam, I was expecting something like that a lot sooner. :p
     
  23. -aggie- macrumors P6

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    I was watching football. :D
     
  24. phas3 macrumors 65816

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    that my friend is what we call an EPIC KISS
     
  25. phas3 macrumors 65816

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    Ladies: When the perfect guy comes a long don't pass up on it or string him along for many years because you have some issues you need to deal within yourself.
     

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