Could be worse. I was worried that you were going to link to that person who was here last week who wanted to auction off his own castration in order to finance a MacBook. 🙄
The greatest item I ever found on ebay was a bombshelter for Political Leaders that had been dug up from beside the Canadian Railway. The guy was advertising it as a "great place for kids to play" - lol - it didn't look like it was in great shape either... I think it was from WWI.
just think how many farts you could've stored in there!