Oh Watched Pot You never boil, Like a FedEx Tracking Number To which I'm loyal- Checking each minute For my iPhone shipping. At every refresh The same words "sitting In Bloomington, California," Since the 24th of August. They should warn ya' Of this pokeyness. So I wait, with breath baited For my iPhone to move To the next State, If only to prove That I should stay here In good ol' Saint Louie And not go to California For my iPhone, personally. hee, hee! This is what happens when you're waiting for your iPhone, and the tracking page hasn't changed in 3 WHOLE DAYS! If Apple keeps this up, I'm going to start writing Haiku.