Office worker in 780,000 porn hits

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  1. arkitect macrumors 601

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    Almost as bad as some MacRumors users… ;);):D
    Astonishing no-one in his office noticed until the virus infections.

    Seriously though, I hope he gets some treatment for his addiction.
    10,000 pages a day :eek:
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  2. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    Was just reading this on the beeb and came here to post it, saved myself a small embarrassment by searching first and here we are...

    Yeah, that's serious dedication to the cause by this fellow. :eek:
     
  3. wordmunger macrumors 603

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    Looking at the headline I thought the office worker was featured in 780,000 porn videos. Now that would have been impressive....
     
  4. QCassidy352 macrumors G3

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    there was a case like that in DC a couple months ago. The rate of visits weren't as impressive as this guy, but it was about 10 employees, some of whom were visiting several thousand porns pages per day. And the kicker - only the worst couple offenders got fired. So if you were only viewing a few hundred pages per day, that was a warning! :eek:
     
  5. Koodauw macrumors 68040

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    I guess this guy will have more to to visit MacRumors now. *watches for any regulars who recently went missing to return*
     
  6. arkitect thread starter macrumors 601

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    Well, I hope he hasn't worn it out… :eek:

    His mouse I mean!

    ;)
     
  7. Raid macrumors 68020

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    This guy is the mad jew of Porn! ;)

    Eeesh! May I suggest to the IT department that they put the guys keyboard and mouse in a bio-hazard rated waste bin. :eek:

    Then again at a rate of 20 pages/min I wonder if he had the time to even look at what he was browsing... maybe he was using a image spider program for his personal 'collection'.
     
  8. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    He'll probably get repetitive stress disorder for too much porning, get paid time off work, and continue his fine efforts at home.
     
  9. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    wow, thats just... well... i donno.

    addiction or boredom?
     
  10. arkitect thread starter macrumors 601

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    That has to be addiction. A severe case of…
     
  11. foidulus macrumors 6502a

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    You'd think he would at least start chaffing something fierce....
     
  12. Mousse macrumors 68000

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    Maybe he was beta testing the program written by "Doug" from the Simpson's episode "Faiths Off." :D

    Homer Simpson: You workin'?
    Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...
    [coughs]
    Benjamin: cyborgs...
    Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
    Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?
    Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.
     
  13. Raid macrumors 68020

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    Just a thought, if he gets fired maybe he should go work for Cyber Nanny or some such company. It's win-win, a super efficient employee who loves what he does! ;)
     
  14. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    he only got demoted and took a pay cut.
     
  15. ejb190 macrumors 65816

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    Sheese. I work for the state. Personal use of work e-mail would get me a week suspension. I can't imagine someone keeping their job if porn was found on a state computer...
     
  16. yg17 macrumors G5

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    I thought the same thing. And yes, that would be very impressive.
     
  17. MattG macrumors 68040

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    That is a lot of surfing, and there was me thinking I thought I spent way too much time here!
     
  19. Moof1904 macrumors 65816

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    Wow. Now that this guy's offline I think the whole internet seems just a little bit faster...
     
  20. brad.c macrumors 68020

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    This is why I can't work with my back to the office door.
     
  21. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    That's, what, 7 pages a minute, 24/7?
     
  22. mogzieee macrumors 6502a

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    The article says 20 a minute, lol

    If you ask me this dude is proper disgusting lol.
     
  23. Zwhaler macrumors 603

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    I can see how you thought that :p But wow this guy is crazy. Get a life man.
     
  24. joeshell383 macrumors 6502a

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    Duh, it was a virus. Nobody could view 20 different pages a minute, every minute, for months on end.
     

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