So first I'm told I can make an Apple ID using my gmail account I use for everything. Yay! Except I can't use Notes. Boo! So then I'll just use my old me.com address...oh wait, I STILL can't use Notes. Oh well, I'll just make a new iCloud.com address How fancy! This is nice! Let me just move over everything into one big consolidated Apple account...but wait, I still use my old gmail one that I log into iTunes with, and guess what, Apple won't let me transfer ANYTHING. For shame Apple.