OH!, to be an Apple Lawyer

[combatcolin]

Must be a fantastic moment, knowing that you will soon become a Lawyer for Apple.

Get paid in Gold Bars, wheelbarrowed to your front door on the 1st of every month.

 

[Queso]

Being woken at 3am by Steve Jobs shouting about some leak in Taiwan.....

 

[PlaceofDis]

doing the same case, different person, different details, again and again.

 

[kwood]

doing the same case, different person, different details, again and again.

Sounds like my dream job. [/end roll eyes]

Although If it pays well and gives you time to spend with your family then who cares?

 

[PlaceofDis]

Sounds like my dream job. [/end roll eyes]

Although If it pays well and gives you time to spend with your family then who cares?

very true on your point. but i somehow doubt that it gives you a lot of free time, seeing at how many lawsuits get thrown at 'em.

 

[kwood]

very true on your point. but i somehow doubt that it gives you a lot of free time, seeing at how many lawsuits get thrown at 'em.

True, but then again I doubt there are only 2 or 3 lawyers. But like you I also doubt there is a lot of free time.

 

[mad jew]

doing the same case, different person, different details, again and again.

COMMAND-C and then COMMAND-V. Replace some names and you're set.

 

[nbs2]

What I wouldn't give to be an attack dog.

Once I finally get my career off the ground, that is the point I will be working towards.

 

[combatcolin]

doing the same case, different person, different details, again and again.

Could be quite hard actually.

All those "cease and dissist" cases all rolling into one, get confused about who you were suing at any one time!