OH!, to be an Apple Lawyer

Discussion in 'Apple, Inc and Tech Industry' started by combatcolin, Sep 4, 2007.

  1. combatcolin macrumors 68020

    combatcolin

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    Must be a fantastic moment, knowing that you will soon become a Lawyer for Apple.

    Get paid in Gold Bars, wheelbarrowed to your front door on the 1st of every month.
     
  2. Queso macrumors G4

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    Being woken at 3am by Steve Jobs shouting about some leak in Taiwan.....;)
     
  3. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    doing the same case, different person, different details, again and again.
     
  4. kwood macrumors 6502a

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    Sounds like my dream job. [/end roll eyes]:rolleyes:

    Although If it pays well and gives you time to spend with your family then who cares?
     
  5. PlaceofDis macrumors Core

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    very true on your point. but i somehow doubt that it gives you a lot of free time, seeing at how many lawsuits get thrown at 'em.
     
  6. kwood macrumors 6502a

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    True, but then again I doubt there are only 2 or 3 lawyers. But like you I also doubt there is a lot of free time.
     
  7. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    COMMAND-C and then COMMAND-V. Replace some names and you're set.
     
  8. nbs2 macrumors 68030

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    What I wouldn't give to be an attack dog.

    Once I finally get my career off the ground, that is the point I will be working towards.
     
  9. combatcolin thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Could be quite hard actually.

    All those "cease and dissist" cases all rolling into one, get confused about who you were suing at any one time!
     

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