Oh ****

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by OscarTheGrouch, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. OscarTheGrouch macrumors 6502

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    I'm gonna be a dad!


    MY first, my wifes third.


    How did this happen.

    I'm ok with this though :)
     
  2. vanmacguy macrumors 6502a

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    Umm, you don't know?

    Congratulations all the same.

    Cheers.
     
  3. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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  4. OscarTheGrouch thread starter macrumors 6502

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    :) Haven't quite got that figured out yet.. Obviously neither does my wife.
     
  5. iKwick7 macrumors 65816

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    And I was just watching "Knocked Up" the other day. :)

    Congrats, and be a great dad!
     
  6. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Wow...I didn't even realize you and Grungetta had married.

    Congrats!
     
  7. Flenz macrumors member

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    congratulations :)
    Flenz
     
  8. MacNut macrumors Core

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    Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....
     
  9. OscarTheGrouch thread starter macrumors 6502

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    Does this story involve birds?? cause if so I know THAT's not true.
     
  10. Much Ado macrumors 68000

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    Go on...
     
  11. Mac-Addict macrumors 65816

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    .. the stalk brings them a baby...

    Oh noes this is going to turn into one of those carry on threads
     
  12. skunk macrumors G4

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    I think you'll find that's a stork in the more common version of the story. A stalk is essentially flightless.
     
  13. Jschultz macrumors 6502a

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    Congrats!

    I'm only 24, and my first baby is due in Feb. Oh Sh** were my first words too, since she was on Birth Control. :p
     
  14. OscarTheGrouch thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I just turned 30. I was screaming "it's blue its blue" at the same time she was.. we were talking about different things... oh wait.. no thats a commercial for beer.

    My response was "cool?" she didnt appreciate my initial reaction, but shes fine now.
     
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  16. Dustman macrumors 65816

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    Storks are scary, like nothing keeps them from just eating the baby.

    Better take out another morguage for their college fund, lol congrats.
     
  17. jaydub macrumors 6502a

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    I was hoping a stock would be part of the story, so at least some money could be made.
     
  18. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Maybe he's using definition 2 from here.
     
  19. skunk macrumors G4

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    That did cross my mind, but I settled on dyslexia instead. :)
     
  20. TheAnswer macrumors 68030

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    Stock?...hmm...maybe you should open a brothel
     
  21. OscarTheGrouch thread starter macrumors 6502

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    I guess "technically" that did bring the baby.... it certainly caused the kernal panic! (ouch that made me wince)
     
  22. Jasonbot macrumors 68020

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    Durex would like to wish all the users of our competitors products a Happy Father's Day:p

    ...Saw that somewhere!
     
  23. jsw Moderator emeritus

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    I'm surprised that I'm more familiar with British euphemisms for erect penises than you are.

    Edit: great, just great. I read a link to skunk's post, make up some innuendo-ish other definition, post, then read the post a few above mine which renders mine... lame. Flaccid, as it were. :eek:
     
  24. t1937r0 macrumors 6502a

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    And she already has two? :eek:
     

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