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Ohio woman likes chicken nuggets. A lot.

steviem said:
Hmm, I always wondered why Pork is an acceptable breakfast meat, but Chicken is not.

Anyone have an idea?
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Tradition? After all, a million dead people can't be wrong, can they?:D

Anyhow, I eat chicken for breakfast on a regular basis. It's convenient to snack on chicken nuggets/strips while tearing through traffic at 5mph on the freeway. FIVE MPH!:eek: On the freeway!:eek::eek: Gawd, I hate morning rush hour.:mad:
 
leekohler said:
What a dumbf***. I'm so glad I got the hell out of that state.
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Us Ohioans get such a bad rap...I mean, granted, Toledo is the town that gave us Joe the Plumber, but it also gave us the Jeep, so surely that balances out. Very nice art museum there too.

This woman should be force-fed Chicken Nuggets until she becomes a Chicken Nugget foie gras....

I am a breakfast purist. I never, ever eat non-breakfast food for breakfast. It simply cannot be done.
 
Lord Blackadder said:
I am a breakfast purist. I never, ever eat non-breakfast food for breakfast. It simply cannot be done.
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But I guess that depends on your definition of breakfast food. Maybe chicken nuggets are part of this woman's regular brekkie, and she only got up extra early that morning because her bottle of Jack was getting low.
 
Lord Blackadder said:
Us Ohioans get such a bad rap...I mean, granted, Toledo is the town that gave us Joe the Plumber, but it also gave us the Jeep, so surely that balances out. Very nice art museum there too.

This woman should be force-fed Chicken Nuggets until she becomes a Chicken Nugget foie gras....

I am a breakfast purist. I never, ever eat non-breakfast food for breakfast. It simply cannot be done.
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Not even cold, leftover pizza?:eek:
 
ethical said:
But I guess that depends on your definition of breakfast food. Maybe chicken nuggets are part of this woman's regular brekkie, and she only got up extra early that morning because her bottle of Jack was getting low.
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Or maybe she's just very angry and externalizes her extreme self-loathing by hitting random people for nothing at all....but that's just a guess. :)

Tilpots said:
Not even cold, leftover pizza?:eek:
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Nope. The girlfriend thinks I'm strange for this, but then again once I caught her eating chocolate cake for breakfast I felt safe in my belief that she's the one with odd eating habits. ;)
 
I saw this on FailBlog last night. Would have been more exciting with the words, although I probably could fill in most of it.
 
Lord Blackadder said:
Nope. The girlfriend thinks I'm strange for this, but then again once I caught her eating chocolate cake for breakfast I felt safe in my belief that she's the one with odd eating habits. ;)
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She's right. You're the one who's crazy! Pizza, cake, fried chicken, steak... some of the best stuff in the world for breakfast. Healthiest? Nah, but who can think straight in the morning.:D
 
Lord Blackadder said:
Us Ohioans get such a bad rap...I mean, granted, Toledo is the town that gave us Joe the Plumber, but it also gave us the Jeep,
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Don't forget Devo, Chrissie Hynde, Marilyn Manson and Macy Gray. ;)

Seriously though- I can't stand it there. I spent the first 25 years of my life there, and they were not the best.
 
Oh come on -- you'd have to be a few fries short of a Happy Meal to believe this story is real. This Melodi Dushane gal does not even mention liking chicken McNuggets on her Facebook page. I call shenanigans! It's just another tall-tale from the fake Internet that the CIA operates. Oh, they want us to think it's really real. But it's fakey, fake, fake!
 
quagmire said:
Is that all she is facing? She should be facing assault and battery charges as well. You can clearly see the customer attempting to hit the employee and did hit her.
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Agreed. It is amazing that someone can flip just like that because they can't get their breakfast. Imagine if she actually had a gun. Would she use it? Though I know: it's not the guns that kill people.... ;)
 
R94N said:
Urgh...chicken nuggets are disgusting, but couldn't she have just gone to KFC or something? They seem to sell pretty much any edible product from a chicken...
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She lives in Ohio, not Kentucky. :)

Charging her on vandalism is almost an insult on the law. She could face more serious charges involving her attack on the staff. She primarily didn't want to damage property, she wanted to hurt people. In fact, she assaulted at least one employee.

What a nugget!
 
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