The Retina Mini is the iPad a LOT of people have been waiting for. And now it's here. Kind of. Some time this month. Hopefully. If you can score one. But in less than an hour, you can DEFINITELY secure an Air. And let's face it, in terms of WOW factor, in terms of making your friends and cubicle mates drool, in terms of that feeling you can only get from a sleek, new, completely redesigned Apple product, the Air has it in spades over the Retina Mini. Now, I'm speaking to you, current owners of a Mini. You know who you are. Maybe you've already sold your Mini in preparation for the new lineup. You know there's a 99% chance that you'll end up with the Retina Mini no matter what. You know it's a smidge fatter and heavier than your current Mini. You know it's gonna be tough to get and it might take a while. You know that when you get it, it's not gonna give you that "WOW, THIS CAME FROM THE FUTURE!" feeling like it did last year. And you know that it probably won't give you that fleeting but sweet launch day buzz. Not like the Air would... So which of you current psycho rabid Mini owners have their credit card at the ready, tonight, to buy an Air, just to get your yearly fix of iPad drool, knowing full well you'll probably just return it when the Retina Mini drops? How many of you have already sold your Mini, are buying an Air tonight, and are willing to risk having to go iPadless in the event that the Retina Mini doesn't hit the shelves until AFTER the 14 day return period for the Air? How many would actually buy an Air, return it, then buy another one if that happens? Just how big of an Apple fiend are you? Be honest.