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Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Lau, May 20, 2007.
...but do you really love it?
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I have a bitter-sweet relationship with any Mac that's under my whip-hand, although I'm the one who thinks I'm in control. I nurture time, attention and money upon them, curse at them, but never praise them unless in earshot of someone who casts aspersions upon them.
I must also try to get out more often.
My Mac is also a bloke...
Edit: Although I'm not particularly pleased with this quote:
I wasn't aware that being single was such a crime.
Don't you know it's "LA computadora"?
Although in Spain it's "EL ordenador"...
I'm a total domineering husband to mine. I treat it badly and then get irritated when it doesn't work properly.
Sample conversation from the other day:
Mr. Lau: "Aren't you supposed to wait until the light goes on before you bung it on the floor?"
Lau: Bollocks, it'll be fine.
I never thought of mine as having a gender though, and now, even thinking about it, I can't think of it as male or female. Probably a defence mechanism to avoid guilt at my bad behaviour to it.
Mine too, except for the track pad
Ooo... I just realised I take my 17" MBP to bed with me. It's so big and so warm...
To watch movies on... pervs.
But which movies is the question
Over the past couple of weeks: Three Colours Trilogy, Pi, Goodfellas (again), Clockwork Orange... Punch Drunk Love, Garden State, Mulholland Drive (again), random Sopranos, Seinfeld and Six Feet Under episodes.
Nothing smutty at all; it doesn't do much for me.
Still, when it gets a little hot, the MBP does start with the heavy breathing.
Oooh some good choices there.
All my Macs have been female - must be like ships I suppose
Occasionally my g/f has caught me looking at another woman and said "You were looking at her iPod/ Mac weren't you?"
Sadly it's true
Do I love my Mac? Nah, it's just holding my over until I can get one of those awesome Packard Bell's I've heard so much about.
Seriously, it's not that weird. Ever hear of people who have sex with cars? It's pretty common.
EDIT: w00t 1800th post! Yes, I am bored today...
Easier to have it in the car rather than with the car.
I really really really wish I did not just google that.
On the subject at hand I love my violin. if anything happened to it i'd be in tears. I can't quite say the same about my macs. Well, maybe my cube.
i love two macs. it's never a threesome, because i don't think i can handle working two computers at once. also, i don't want the older, slower one to feel inadequate or self-conscious next to her younger, slimmer and sexier sister. yes, they're sisters. is that wrong?
One of my macs was born a pc but switched over when she realised she just couldn't take running windows anymore.