On Easter | Be thankful you're not an egg!

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If you think life's bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once! You only get smashed once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft!
You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in, and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
But worst of all...
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
Happy Easter!

 

[skunk]

My daughter just got that message on her phone.

 

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Haha yep. A friend sent it to me earlier so I thought I'd share it on here.