If you think life's bad, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once! You only get smashed once! It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft! You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in, and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers! But worst of all... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad! Happy Easter!