On Easter | Be thankful you're not an egg!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ethical, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. ethical macrumors 68000

    Dec 22, 2007
    If you think life's bad, how would you like to be an egg?
    You only get laid once! You only get smashed once!
    It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft!
    You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in, and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
    But worst of all...
    The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
    So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
    Happy Easter!

  2. skunk macrumors G4


    Jun 29, 2002
    Republic of Ukistan
    My daughter just got that message on her phone. :)
  3. ethical thread starter macrumors 68000

    Dec 22, 2007
    Haha yep. A friend sent it to me earlier so I thought I'd share it on here.

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