On Easter | Be thankful you're not an egg!

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by ethical, Apr 4, 2010.

  1. ethical macrumors 68000

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    If you think life's bad, how would you like to be an egg?
    You only get laid once! You only get smashed once!
    It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft!
    You share your box with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head smashed in, and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers!
    But worst of all...
    The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
    So cheer up, your life ain't that bad!
    Happy Easter!


    :)
     
  2. skunk macrumors G4

    skunk

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    #2
    My daughter just got that message on her phone. :)
     
  3. ethical thread starter macrumors 68000

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    Haha yep. A friend sent it to me earlier so I thought I'd share it on here.
     

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