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On the heels of Leopard, Apple hastily announces the relase of OSX 10.6...
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well lets take it back from 5 billion notes per second and move it down to 4 billion. now if your going this fast and you cant make it you should just go kill yourself.
ya this button is world domination mode. when i shred people just start dying mercilessly
since i posted the second ill post the rest
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i was able to go back in time and practice an extra hour to get that 63 hours a day. i dont go back in time anymore because i age alot faster and i would usually kill man kind in the proccess by imploding the earth and destroying all of mankind as we know it. which is not really good for record sales if no one is left to buy them
o ya thread jack. but it kinda goes along with it.
Front Row 2.0
Allows users to simply use the Apple remote to select any sporting event/concert/other attraction to beam user to the front row of that event. Available in two weeks after the release (make that 4!) as a twenty dollar upgrade.
Allows users to simply use the Apple remote to select any sporting event/concert/other attraction to beam user to the front row of that event. Available in two weeks after the release (make that 4!) as a twenty dollar upgrade.
sporks are littlerly the best utensil ever
dude you forgot that the new user interface for the entire computer is down to the size of a rice granule that you stick up your nose and acces thing telepathically
OSX ThunderCat offers a variety of new features that will leave even the happiest Leopard user begging for more.
- Newly integrated "Spite" application can detonate the heads of Zune users within a 10 mile radius via wifi technology.
- New feature in the Finder enables you to find the your car keys, phone numbers to ex-girlfriends and missing children. Thats right.... car keys too.
- The new 4D dock interacts with users via a newly discovered dimension. Now the dock only appears when a user thinks about using it!
- Latest iChat feature exceeds current video and audio capabilities allowing for users to reach into their screens and touch ThunderCat users on the other end.
- Actual Time Machine. In addition to allowing users to actually travel through time and space, the latest edition of Time Machine allows users to pause time while Vista users try to catch up.
- ThunderFox Web Browser enables automatic access to all websites containing the words "Bang", "Jizz", "Jugs", "XXX", "Vag", "Anal", "Midget", and "1Cup". No passwords needed.
- iTunes Chicken Store.
- Cover Blow is a feature that takes the hassle of scrolling through your files via the old Cover Flow method. Now users simply blow gently on there screens to sift through there documents.
- Calculator 10.6 allows users to divide by zero.
- Google Afterlife. The makers of Google Earth have teamed up with Steve Jobs and co to allow users to navigate (via satellite) both Heaven and Hell. Now you can zoom in and check in on long lost relatives. In case you are wondering... all computers in Heaven run OSX, so you might as well make the switch now.
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Edit.. if you guys can think of some features to add this would be a good time to do it.
My favorite feature...because I am a total calculus nerd...is the ability to divide by zero!
I have something!
Ok how about this:
-Spotlight 2.0, a whole new shining. Steve Jobs can now put you under the spotlight. He will know every detail of your life. If you buy non Apple friendly products (even if it is that stupid flash drive that did not have his picture on it) then he will punish you by bricking your iPhone. Like this he will use the withdrawal technique to control the world. Muhahahahahahaha. And then one day.... One day the earth will not be so oval, but it shall look like this
and still be sphere like. The Steve Jobs mysteries of defying the laws of physics.
Fine I am going to far.
Ok how about this:
-Spotlight 2.0, a whole new shining. Steve Jobs can now put you under the spotlight. He will know every detail of your life. If you buy non Apple friendly products (even if it is that stupid flash drive that did not have his picture on it) then he will punish you by bricking your iPhone. Like this he will use the withdrawal technique to control the world. Muhahahahahahaha. And then one day.... One day the earth will not be so oval, but it shall look like this
and still be sphere like. The Steve Jobs mysteries of defying the laws of physics.Fine I am going to far.