On the plus side, it had no light bleed issues.

[poloponies]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/swindled-by-wooden-ipad-859632

 

[TheWheelMan]

I hate scammers, but you also have to be a bit less of a sucker yourself. First, it was very likely to have been stolen if it had been real, and second, you NEVER buy something off the street without seeing what's in the box and whether it works.