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One month report

itsmemuffins

itsmemuffins

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*begin transmission*

Day 45:

After hearing reports of people iPhone 6's mysteriously bending and scratching, I'm beginning to think the Gods, both old and new, have bestowed upon me a magical iPhone 6.

I have yet to have it scratched. Even though I carry it naked.

It is impervious to bending. Even though it is constantly in my jeans pockets.

I am both terrified and amazed. I still don't know what this means? What do the Gods want from me, in exchange for this magical iPhone 6?

*end transmission*
 
It means you haven't damaged your iPhone yet. Hopefully you never do. I relieve you of your duties, we will no longer be needing monthly reports. Thank you for your service but that is all.
 
I think if your phone is always in your pocket alone or your hand that is a pretty scratch proof environment.

Some people just don't have the awareness to keep their phones and car keys in separate pockets.
 
You can catch flies with honey but you catch more honeys being fly...
 
amen to you mate,the iphone bent thread is what makes androidfans of MR keeps busy,they dont visit non- bent iphone thread :D
 
stasha said:
amen to you mate,the iphone bent thread is what makes androidfans of MR keeps busy,they dont visit non- bent iphone thread :D
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Preach it Brother! Preach it. For you speak the Gods truth. :D

*raises hands in the air*
 
I tell you, brothers and sisters, unicorns are real. Just as there are iPhones that don't bend, there are unicorns. And may mercy be bestowed upon he who hath bendeth his iPhone 6+ in vain, when I hath no ability to even purchase this unicorn because the maker createth so few and the local stocketh is so low.

Yours truly,
Sasquatch
 
pdaholic said:
I tell you, brothers and sisters, unicorns are real. Just as there are iPhones that don't bend, there are unicorns. And may mercy be bestowed upon he who hath bendeth his iPhone 6+ in vain, when I hath no ability to even purchase this unicorn because the maker createth so few and the local stocketh is so low.

Yours truly,
Sasquatch
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Truly.

Pray for the vain benders. For they are on a path to damnation.
 
itsmemuffins said:
*begin transmission*

Day 45:

After hearing reports of people iPhone 6's mysteriously bending and scratching, I'm beginning to think the Gods, both old and new, have bestowed upon me a magical iPhone 6.

I have yet to have it scratched. Even though I carry it naked.

It is impervious to bending. Even though it is constantly in my jeans pockets.

I am both terrified and amazed. I still don't know what this means? What do the Gods want from me, in exchange for this magical iPhone 6?

*end transmission*
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pretty nice post no doubt. Is yours a 6 plus? Also, this doesn't make what you have heard/saw void at all...but anyway thanks for chiming in
 
Thou shalt not bendeth the iPhone. That beath impossible.

Instead, thou shalt realize the TRUTH. There beath no iPhone 6+ in stocketh.

Then thou shalt see it is not the iPhone 6+ which bendeth, it is only thine OWN SELF.
 
luked14 said:
Are you rocking it naked with or without AppleCare+?
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Naked. Like all of my iPhone's to this day. No AppleCare+ my credit card covers and loss or damage.

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pdaholic said:
Thou shalt not bendeth the iPhone. That beath impossible.

Instead, thou shalt realize the TRUTH. There beath no iPhone 6+ in stocketh.

Then thou shalt see it is not the iPhone 6+ which bendeth, it is only thine OWN SELF.
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I tell you why thy arenst able to find any in stock.

The heathens are buying it en masse to sacrifice them to their bendy God.
 
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