One month report

Discussion in 'iPhone' started by itsmemuffins, Nov 2, 2014.

  1. itsmemuffins macrumors 68030

    itsmemuffins

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    *begin transmission*

    Day 45:

    After hearing reports of people iPhone 6's mysteriously bending and scratching, I'm beginning to think the Gods, both old and new, have bestowed upon me a magical iPhone 6.

    I have yet to have it scratched. Even though I carry it naked.

    It is impervious to bending. Even though it is constantly in my jeans pockets.

    I am both terrified and amazed. I still don't know what this means? What do the Gods want from me, in exchange for this magical iPhone 6?

    *end transmission*
     
  2. cynics macrumors G3

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    It means you haven't damaged your iPhone yet. Hopefully you never do. I relieve you of your duties, we will no longer be needing monthly reports. Thank you for your service but that is all.
     
  3. Appl3FTW macrumors 601

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  4. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

    itsmemuffins

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    Believe and Ye shall receive. Can I hear an AMEN?!
     
  5. perezr10 macrumors 6502a

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    I think if your phone is always in your pocket alone or your hand that is a pretty scratch proof environment.

    Some people just don't have the awareness to keep their phones and car keys in separate pockets.
     
  6. Appl3FTW macrumors 601

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    Haha muffins yeeeeessss
     
  7. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Amen Brother!
     
  8. Appl3FTW macrumors 601

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    You can catch flies with honey but you catch more honeys being fly...
     
  9. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    So say we all…
     
  10. Appl3FTW macrumors 601

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    That's funny cuz I say we all too
     
  11. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Frakin' A!
     
  12. stasha macrumors 6502

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    amen to you mate,the iphone bent thread is what makes androidfans of MR keeps busy,they dont visit non- bent iphone thread :D
     
  13. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

    itsmemuffins

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    Preach it Brother! Preach it. For you speak the Gods truth. :D

    *raises hands in the air*
     
  14. ET iPhone Home macrumors 68040

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  15. pdaholic macrumors 6502a

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    I tell you, brothers and sisters, unicorns are real. Just as there are iPhones that don't bend, there are unicorns. And may mercy be bestowed upon he who hath bendeth his iPhone 6+ in vain, when I hath no ability to even purchase this unicorn because the maker createth so few and the local stocketh is so low.

    Yours truly,
    Sasquatch
     
  16. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Truly.

    Pray for the vain benders. For they are on a path to damnation.
     
  17. stasha macrumors 6502

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    me is sister,bro :D
     
  18. ANTAWNM26 macrumors 6502a

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    pretty nice post no doubt. Is yours a 6 plus? Also, this doesn't make what you have heard/saw void at all...but anyway thanks for chiming in
     
  19. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

    itsmemuffins

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    Please.

    Accept my unreserved apologies. For we are all Gods children, sister, my sister.
     
  20. Gathomblipoob macrumors 68040

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    Have you tried bending it in your hands as hard as you can?
     
  21. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Alas. God has not granted me such powers. I beseech it, BEND! But it does not. I cry, SCRATCH! Yet it remains resolute.
     
  22. Appl3FTW macrumors 601

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    Oh yes u is
     
  23. pdaholic macrumors 6502a

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    Thou shalt not bendeth the iPhone. That beath impossible.

    Instead, thou shalt realize the TRUTH. There beath no iPhone 6+ in stocketh.

    Then thou shalt see it is not the iPhone 6+ which bendeth, it is only thine OWN SELF.
     
  24. luked14 macrumors 6502

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    Are you rocking it naked with or without AppleCare+?
     
  25. itsmemuffins thread starter macrumors 68030

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    Naked. Like all of my iPhone's to this day. No AppleCare+ my credit card covers and loss or damage.

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    I tell you why thy arenst able to find any in stock.

    The heathens are buying it en masse to sacrifice them to their bendy God.
     

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