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Originally posted by Savage Henry
What next?? You Pick your nose too much your feet may fall off?

No, your head will cave in. At least, that was what my parents used to tell me. No scientific proof or anything. ;)

Marc
 
Originally posted by marccarter
No, your head will cave in. At least, that was what my parents used to tell me. No scientific proof or anything. ;)

Marc

That could explain why my younger brother used to eat his, to re-fill the chasm his nasel evacuations produced.

So there I was thinking he was a disgusting troglodyte, when in fact he was a self-replenishing genius!! :D
 
Originally posted by Savage Henry
That could explain why my younger brother used to eat his, to re-fill the chasm his nasel evacuations produced.

So there I was thinking he was a disgusting troglodyte, when in fact he was a self-replenishing genius!! :D
I wonder what would happen if I pointed him to this thread... :D
 
The article states though that it only affects people who already have STD's... otherwise im fairly sure oral sex prevents cancer.

At least thats what I will tell my girl.

That would make a great T-Shirt..

surgeon generals warning:

Oral sex when performed regularly has been shown to prevent cancer and otherwise promote healthy cellular function. Additional sexual behavior is also believed to be mutually beneficial, however further studies are needed before making a final decision.
 
Originally posted by Counterfit
I wonder what would happen if I pointed him to this thread... :D

Well if I wake up in the morning next to a horses head then I know you managed to track him down.

Don't you be hasty there Mr Counterfit. So to keep on your good side you can have a my $250 Lucky Bag that I bought from this guy who used to work for Apple. It's the one that everyone on the forum is talking about and it's all yours for not tellin tales, ya hear...:(
 
Originally posted by D0ct0rteeth
The article states though that it only affects people who already have STD's... otherwise im fairly sure oral sex prevents cancer.

At least thats what I will tell my girl.

Raphael Viscidi, a virologist who worked on the research, believes the findings substantiate the link between HPV and oral cancer. It is sexually transmitted.

"This is a major study in terms of size," he said. "I think this will convince people."

High consumptions of alcohol and cigarettes are estimated to cause 75-90 per cent of all cases of oral cancer. The combination of tobacco smoke and alcohol are thought to produce high levels of cancer causing agents.

Scientists are currently working on vaccines to prevent cervical cancer, which is more common, but they might also be effective against oral cancer.

"It is thought the vaccines would prevent oral infections as well," the magazine added.

Check my link on the previous page.
 
I'm going to find that thread and link it as the home page on her browser.
Originally posted by wdlove

Don't be too concerned 1macker1, there was a thread not too long ago about women loosing weight because of performing oral sex.
 
Anyone remember the Joe Jackson song:

"Everything gives you cancer..."

I'll risk it.

Now if the research had discovered a link to testicular cancer.....

There's a dilemma.:D
 
I'm going with the george carlin theory...

The more cancer the better for you. from this Book/CD
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.

If you have more cancer you are better because they fight eachother. :rolleyes:
 
vniow said:
How is oral sex any less valid than intercourse?

Or does it have to involve a penis to be considered "real" sex?

No vinow. I consider oral sex to be real sex. It can be oral, anal, or vaginal. All are still sex. We have Bill Clinton to thank for the confusion. The it all depends on the definition is "is" person.
 
AhmedFaisal said:
<science talk> We all know that for certain diseases whose general way of entry is the mucosa (meaning the tissue in your mouth, lungs, nostrils, digestive tract etc.) we use oral vaccination instead of injections. The reason for that is that oral vaccination causes the production of the only antibody type that is secreted through the mucosa which is IgA. If you want to prevent certain bacteria or viruses from even entering your system this is the antibody you want. Well, it turns out that oral sex in fact works like oral vaccination. Sperm fluid is a more potent Adjuvans than complete Freund'sches Adjuvans (Adjuvans being a fluid that intensifies the reaction of your immunesystem against a certain target mixed with the Adjuvans). How did scientists come to that conclusion? When researching the cause for female infertility in many women in western countries they found high levels of IgA against parts of male sperm in the uteral and vaginal fluid. When searching for a possible explanation for that finding oral sex was the only common factor that was found and when using sperm-bank sperm-samples mice that were orally treated with it developed drastic IgA immune responses against sperm </science talk>

Ahmed

Oral sex, the natural birth control pill...

wdlove said:
Don't be too concerned 1macker1, there was a thread not too long ago about women loosing weight because of performing oral sex.

... and diet pill. :D
 
vniow said:
How is oral sex any less valid than intercourse?

Or does it have to involve a penis to be considered "real" sex?

you make a good point

umm i'm afraid to touch this for fear of being attacked ...

but the reason i said that is because i have female friends that say, "if a guy wants a blow job, why not just have regular sex, so that i get something out of the deal too"

i apologize for the misuse of words such as "real" or "regular"
 
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