Really excellent troll. I give it 5 stars.
sorry it just occurred to me that you were referring to my hotel opinion? to me five star hotel means the best. a "best" hotel does not just earn its five stars from simply having a long list of tangible amenities like sawing kit, 3 flat panel tv including inside bathroom mirror (i.e. signature mgm or venetian), pool, etc.
Best also means service, location (park hyatt beaver creek), view (best spot on a beach e.g. ritz carlton central park and ritz carlton half moon bay), restaurant quality (any michelin star?), wine cellar, etc.
Trump New York SoHo charged me $600/night and was supposed to be "five star" but the carpet had stain, AC unit was frozen. When the engineer came to repair, he wore his shoes into the room without asking if he should take off before entering.
A real 5 star hotel "anticipate" the need of its guest. For example, if you go for a morning jog while staying at Peninsula Hong Kong (a true 5 star hotel), the valet will see you running back and radio the doorman so at the moment you reach the door, the doorman would open the door for you and hand you a bottle of water. (This is true.)
A real five star hotel also strives for perfection in quality. For example, napkins at dinning table should be free of lint (which will get stuck to ur wool pants). You shouldn't find crayon under your bed. The remote control shouldn't feel "grease." The carpet or surface of furniture shouldn't be in dark or busy colors, because they hide how dirty they truly are. In fact, you should be able to see how clean they are. Soap and Shampoo shouldn't be generic brands. (Ritz Carlton's Bvlgari is my favorite.)
A lot of hotels in Las Vegas have crazy list of amenities but really lacking in its quality and service. Even top lodgings such as Wynn fall victims to this. After all, when you only charges a $299/night room, you are going to have patrons who wouldn't take care of your room (think 6 guys sharing a room for a bachelor party). However, if you want to enjoy true 5 star experience at Wynn or Bellagio, you can request for Tower Suite rooms where it's separated accessed/managed. You will get a much better experience that deserve its 5 star rating.