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Inkmonkey said:
Sweet Hacking Howler Monkeys! Notes are mostly jibberish. But the pics are somewhat interesting.

http://content.7pounds.net/parishilton/
**Warning: Contains some nudity and lipstick lesbians.**
Amazing (well, not really) how nearly all of the pictures contain her. My phone cam pics almost never have me in them. Granted, she's a wee bit more attractive (except in the sense of gravitationally, in which case I win), but still....
 
Well I got through to one person today. I called Anna Kournikova and she actually picked up. I got this "Hello." I said "Anna?" She goes yes "Yes" and I flipped out and hung up. I am now deeming it as me blowing off a amazingly beautiful girl. Her number is now disconnected, but a good story for many years.

jon
 
iJon said:
Well I got through to one person today. I called Anna Kournikova and she actually picked up. I got this "Hello." I said "Anna?" She goes yes "Yes" and I flipped out and hung up. I am now deeming it as me blowing off a amazingly beautiful girl. Her number is now disconnected, but a good story for many years.

jon

You should have taken a hint from the guy on the last season of the apprentice. She seemed to be a sport.

This is how geeks get/fail to get hot chicks.
 
iJon said:
Well I got through to one person today. I called Anna Kournikova and she actually picked up. I got this "Hello." I said "Anna?" She goes yes "Yes" and I flipped out and hung up. I am now deeming it as me blowing off a amazingly beautiful girl. Her number is now disconnected, but a good story for many years.

jon
You should of asked her how many championships she has won than hang up. :p
 
omfg! jason jones' number/email is on there!!!
jason jones, halo 2 project lead, btw if y'all didnt know :p
edit: just email but still cool
 
MongoTheGeek said:
You should have taken a hint from the guy on the last season of the apprentice. She seemed to be a sport.

This is how geeks get/fail to get hot chicks.
Basically if I knew she was going to pick up I would have planned it out more. What I was thinking of doing is pretending to be someone from the FBI to let her know of the exploit, telling her to disconnect her phone, give me another number where I and the FBI and I can contact her about more possible info on the situation. I think it would work out pretty well.

jon
 
virividox said:
hahhah!!! man what a hassle
If you are referring to me then I think it would be worth it. Then I would have a number and I could just mess around with her from time to time and do all kinds of fun stuff.

jon
 
iJon said:
If you are referring to me then I think it would be worth it. Then I would have a number and I could just mess around with her from time to time and do all kinds of fun stuff.
She might not have won any championships but I don't think she's stupid enough to fall for that for very long :rolleyes:.
 
iJon said:
Basically if I knew she was going to pick up I would have planned it out more. What I was thinking of doing is pretending to be someone from the FBI to let her know of the exploit, telling her to disconnect her phone, give me another number where I and the FBI and I can contact her about more possible info on the situation. I think it would work out pretty well.

jon

Impersonating the FBI, right, good idea... :rolleyes: :p ;)
 
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