iOS Parody: top three reasons

[josgraha]

Warning: This is just a parody to blow off some steam while WWDC is in full effect so feel free to add your own or bash it. Hope everyone is having a great week.

Top Three Reasons Not to Code in Objective-C
1. There's already HTML5
2. Private approval process
3. Objective-C apps crash**
** When exceptions go uncaught (javascript/HTML5 don't)

 

[xStep]

OK, for a giggle.

Top Three Reasons Not to Code in Objective-C
1. Because convention is to use descriptive method names.
2. It uses square brackets and colons.
3. It isn't Cognos Powerhouse.