Parody: top three reasons

Discussion in 'iOS Programming' started by josgraha, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. josgraha macrumors newbie

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    #1
    Warning: This is just a parody to blow off some steam while WWDC is in full effect so feel free to add your own or bash it. Hope everyone is having a great week.

    Top Three Reasons Not to Code in Objective-C
    1. There's already HTML5
    2. Private approval process
    3. Objective-C apps crash**
    ** When exceptions go uncaught (javascript/HTML5 don't)
     
  2. xStep macrumors 68000

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    #2
    OK, for a giggle.

    Top Three Reasons Not to Code in Objective-C
    1. Because convention is to use descriptive method names.
    2. It uses square brackets and colons.
    3. It isn't Cognos Powerhouse.
     

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