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Passion: How good are you at sex?

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xGrill

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Aug 27, 2008
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My newest iPhone app known as "Passion" is on the app store.

iTunes Link: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=290950846&mt=8

Here is a description: http://chrisalvares.com/blog/?p=112
What is Passion?
Ever wondered if how well you compared to other people during sex, well now you can with Passion. This iPhone application measures how well you perform during sex, and gives you a rating from 0 to 10, 10 being the highest. Then you can go online and see how well you did against the rest of the world.

How it works?
Passion works by using all of the iPhone’s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score. All you have to do is start the application, put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that. Once you are finished, press the stop button and view your results.

Compatibility
1) Passion requires an internet connection the first time you use the application and when submitting scores.
2) iPhone 2G, 3G, 3GS supported. No iPod touch support at this time.

iTunes Link: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=290950846&mt=8
 
So if I tape the iPhone to my washing machine exterior while it is running and play a porn soundtrack will I get a good score? Can I post it somewhere so I improve my pimp hand? Heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooo ladies, check out my score! :cool:
 
eawmp1 said:
So if I tape the iPhone to my washing machine exterior while it is running and play a porn soundtrack will I get a good score? Can I post it somewhere so I improve my pimp hand? Heeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllloooooooooooo ladies, check out my score! :cool:
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Actually, you might get a good score, it just all depends on the quality of the porn....

...and your washing machine.

And yes, there is a scoreboard so you can post your scores and view other peoples scores.
 
hmm

So ya climb into bed then when the timing is right you reach over to grab your phone and select the app.. No honey I just want to see what kind of score I can get. Or you might say hey last time I got 5,000 I wanna see if I can break 10,000 is it just me but I can see things going honorably wrong.. :rolleyes: and then you get a new high score ya want to submit it right away. another question how does it know who it's supposed to score? maybe one partner is good the other is not. Baby I am dumping you (why) because you stink in bed I need a partner I can break 10,000 with! as was said WTF
 
So basically it's just a timer? The longer the timer runs, the higher score you get. Besides that, there's no real way a phone could measure how good you are in bed. Might have to pass on this app.
 
STEVESKI07 said:
So basically it's just a timer? The longer the timer runs, the higher score you get. Besides that, there's no real way a phone could measure how good you are in bed. Might have to pass on this app.
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Does this mean you feel you might not be up to the task? Perhaps, "premature" to think that way, until you try it. :)
 
Freaking' POS app. My gf grabbed my phone and smashed it when he climaxed. Not on purpose, of course.
 
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time and some of these comments made water come out of my nose!

I'm guessin' there's gonna be some damaged phones, pissed off wives/significant others, and some pocket calls made here with this app. I just love this though

put your iPhone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.
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Seriously? Uh, hang on dear, my armband is fallin' down, uh, I can't see it too well, uh...oh wait, I have to pull my phone out of my pocket, set this app up and put it back in there, alright, I'm ready to go...

yeah, good luck with that! ;)
 
I always thought it could be used as a good pickline. Hey baby, I got this app....
 
Hey Baby

you wanna see if we can get the high score! some how I think I want to get 2 or 3rd place all the time after practice makes perfect! :p
 
i thought was funny was from the screenshots it looks like it was only about 2-3 mins. of passion fir a score of 5.6

i admit the concept might be useful to some couples.
 
Now it would be even funnier if the App was exploited or was itself malicious and started send live video to remote servers ;)

Next generation motorized iPhone will make this app's job even more easy. Then it can tilt the phone in motion's direction or something :D

All told, I think the question in $SUBJECT should be very well left to the partner to answer - how the phone feels about your drive is irrelevant.
 
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