Passion: How good are you at sex?

[xGrill]

Now it would be even funnier if the App was exploited or was itself malicious and started send live video to remote servers 😉

Next generation motorized iPhone will make this app's job even more easy. Then it can tilt the phone in motion's direction or something 😀

All told, I think the question in $SUBJECT should be very well left to the partner to answer - how the phone feels about your drive is irrelevant.

Sometimes, Partners lie; Passion does not.

 

[thisisarcadia]

"Passion" App! Very Strange!

It is funny to see how apple rejects other apps similar to this but excepts something like this!

 

[Unspoken Demise]

This is lulz worthy.
I love how "intercourse" is censored.

 

[colmaclean]

Surely it takes two to tango?

Or maybe this is for people with rubber dolls...

 

[TSX]

I wonder if you have a threesome if it has a seperate score card for each girl you bang?

 

[thisisarcadia]

haha i think its kind of pathetic you would need an app to tell you how good you are having sex!

 

[Unspoken Demise]

HAHA I just checked the page on iTunes. Its 5$. Check the preview pics:

PASSION
You may start having sex

THANKS PASSION!

I cannot believe Apple approved this. I really can't.

 

[colmaclean]

A post-coital pregnancy checker would be a killer app. Could get messy...

 

[Givmeabrek]

The next step would be to video record everything and make online comparisons! 😱

 

[NONAME7943]

The next step would be to video record everything and make online comparisons! 😱

That would be awesome!😀

 

[Appdict]

It makes sense, the single nerdy guy who approved the app just needed it on his iPhone to see how good he is when he gets a girlfriend. Then, he'll brag to all of his WoW buddies. 😀

 

[patrickdunn]

Maybe this kid was using that app and hurt his wrist!! 😀

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/755535/

 

[ucfgrad93]

haha i think its kind of pathetic you would need an app to tell you how good you are having sex!

I cannot believe Apple approved this. I really can't.

Agreed, this seems really stupid.

 

[-aggie-]

Maybe this kid was using that app and hurt his wrist!! 😀

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/755535/

Nice link and good thinking. 🙂

I think on the app approval process, they're mainly concerned that it doesn't have pics of porn, so even though this app would be used in the way it is (for WTF w/o the WT), it doesn't show anything. I can't imagine anyone buying it.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Nice link and good thinking. 🙂

I think on the app approval process, they're mainly concerned that it doesn't have pics of porn, so even though this app would be used in the way it is (for WTF w/o the WT), it doesn't show anything. I can't imagine anyone buying it.

Yeah. >.> No one would buy such a silly thing.
*slips $5 bill back into wallet*
Hehe just kidding.
I started thinking about this App, and I really am shocked it got approved, however, maybe this is the parental controls at work. Maybe Apple will become more lax. Its a stretch, but it would be nice.

 

[alFR]

Maybe Apple will become more lax. Its a stretch, but it would be nice.

That made me lol considering the context of the thread. 🙂

 

[labman]

wow

I thought somebody would have mention this app was brought up days ago by the Developer himself. 😉 the price on this app is crazy. Hey Honey guess what I got the high score! 😀


https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/754274/

 

[TSX]

Well I submited my score to the servers and I'm #1, but it the consequence of my actions tripped my water sensors, who knew other fluids could set them off.

 

[xGrill]

Well I submited my score to the servers and I'm #1, but it the consequence of my actions tripped my water sensors, who knew other fluids could set them off.

Sorry man, but duffman scored an impressive 8.9.

 

[Sparky9292]

The next step would be to video record everything and make online comparisons! 😱

Hmm seems like this app would make more money on Cydia than the Apple Store because you wouldn't have prudish apple canceling your app.

Ideas (dead serious here)

1. Plays porn movies. (integrate iSteamy)
2. Vibrate mode (need to waterproof iphone)
3. Shows naughty pictures
4. Records movies (obvious one here)
5. Karma Sutra sex position guide integrated with a ToDo list

A "friend of mine" likes to play naughty movies on his laptop while he plays with his sig. other. Would be nice to not have to use multiple devices....

 

[QCassidy352]

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_0_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7A400 Safari/528.16)

...and we've hit a new low.

 

[curly14]

Surely it takes two to tango?

Or maybe this is for people with rubber dolls...

Hey do you have something against about rubber dolls😱

 

[Firefly2002]

Yeah this um.. this is the dumbest ****ing app I've ever heard of.

 

[xGrill]

Hmm seems like this app would make more money on Cydia than the Apple Store because you wouldn't have prudish apple canceling your app.

Ideas (dead serious here)

1. Plays porn movies. (integrate iSteamy)
2. Vibrate mode (need to waterproof iphone)
3. Shows naughty pictures
4. Records movies (obvious one here)
5. Karma Sutra sex position guide integrated with a ToDo list

A "friend of mine" likes to play naughty movies on his laptop while he plays with his sig. other. Would be nice to not have to use multiple devices....

Ha, Those are some good ideas, I was looking for more stuff I could implement, I already tried vibrate mode, but the iPhone won't vibrate while the microphone is on.

The Karma Sutra idea isn't that bad 😛

 

[shigzeo]

there really needs to be some sort of attachment for this app. os 3.0 is supposed to open up the arena for more third-party hardware. i think passion is prime example of where interesting gadgets could come in handy.