I'll post the link because your post is a complete misrepresentation of what he said. I don't care for him too much but at least let's be fair to the guy and not put words in his mouth.
Apple Watch First Impressions
I think his first impressions are spot on and more than likely what the average consumer who doesn't hang around tech forums or reads tech blogs all day will experience.
You should also give him some credit for not throwing it aside and declaring that it's too hard to use therefore he won't. He took the time to make an online support appointment to get help setting it up. While he obviously prefers and leans towards Microsoft products and services, he gives credit where credit is due.
My bad, I caught some of his comments from another site which used the headline: 'Paul Thurrott on why Apple Watch is a Disaster'. I didn't go to his site as I'm not keen on giving him clicks. I wish we still had the ability to change thread titles.