katie ta achoo said:
You destroyed the word "best" for me!
/swooning
how have i destroyed 'best'?
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how have i destroyed 'best'?
:: catches you ::
ah, just looked, in the UK its 16 to play the lotto, and definately thought that you were over 16 Katie, but didnt really look at your profile. I so dont understand the Us's education system. 9no im not saying its bad or wrong, i just dont know, i mean why would I? one no kids, and live int eh UK, lol)
but if/when you ever do play the lotto, and if/(when, please when) you win,, dont forget me, lol
oh bugger it, a thankyou will do,, lol, ( on 31st)
but if/when you ever do play the lotto, and if/(when, please when) you win,, dont forget me, lol
oh bugger it, a thankyou will do,, lol, ( on 31st)
StokeLee said:
No! I'll enter the lotto, April 15! and I'll win and I'll totally forget about MR because I'll be hang gliding every day and stuff.
I mean...
treat my 10 favorite members to "demi-god(ess)" status.
actually, that'd be pretty damn cool.
if dictionary.app and dictionary.wdgt say it doesn't exist, it doesn't!PlaceofDis said:
/perma swoon
CanadaRAM said:
Sure, the chances are about 139804761974166 to 1, but I COULD BE THE ONE!
/aahahaha
//it's supposed to fund the schools
///by gambling, I'm helping texas schools.
////LIES!
katie ta achoo said:
The MegaMillions lotto odds are like 147,000,000 to 1 .
not -- 139804761974166 to 1
The MegaMillions Lotto is a 12 state lottery..
The last winner of MegaMillions won $340 million dollars before taxes..
iphil
iphil said:The MegaMillions lotto odds are like 147,000,000 to 1 .
not -- 139804761974166 to 1
The MegaMillions Lotto is a 12 state lottery..
The last winner of MegaMillions won $340 million dollars before taxes..
iphil
...OK I just hit the numbers on my keyboard.
I do that when I make up all my statistics.
13.243% of all MacRumorers knew this already, geez.
Only if you live in California.dmw007 said:and after taxes, $42 million...
Everywhere else it was 48-9% for cash in the PowerBall, then they hold back 25% federal and your max state tax.
But they do ask you to go see an accountant, because there are the quarterly fed tax payments to make for the other 10% you owe the fed.
If it's the end of the year, it's all in 1 payment.
So it's a little over a third for MegaMillions, a little under that for PowerBall in most states.
At least they haven't flipped lottery winnings to Self Employement earnings yet...
Edit: Self-Employment would let the fed steal another 12.5% in social security payments, just wait the fed needs more money and the lottery may be it.
katie ta achoo said:
And you want to be Apple's CFO?!
katie ta achoo said:13.243% of all MacRumorers knew this already, geez.
Guess that I was in the other 86.757% of MacRumorers.
dmw007 said:katie ta achoo said:...OK I just hit the numbers on my keyboard.
I do that when I make up all my statistics.
And you want to be Apple's CFO?!
Guess that I was in the other 86.757% of MacRumorers.
see, the first time I hit the numbers, it was a percentage OVER 100, so I didn't think that'd work.
I clicked *somewhere* in the number and added a decimal.
and that is how you make numbers.
3Q2015 Podcast:
KT "this year, we had 13415% growth, with $23451 BILLION in profits."
shortest-lived CFO career EVER!
katie ta achoo said:dmw007 said:
Umm katie,
your profit number aint billions
its $23,451 trillion dollars
iphil
iphil said:katie ta achoo said:Umm katie,
your profit number aint bilions
its $23,451 trillion dollars
iphil
Dude, that'd be so cool.
it's like 4x GDP of the US.
OH MAN!
katie ta achoo said:Don't worry, with revenue growth like that in a single quarter using made up numbers...dmw007 said:
I'm quite sure that somebody here would be visiting you in federal prison.
Though I'm sure you prison paypal donation link would be more interesting than the high school prison paypal donation link.
A whole different class of pervert would be chasing you then.
cr2sh said:And I'm sure the 4/10 of a cent on his $1 will serve him well.
Or you can use ING at 3.4%. Not bad when you have a couple hundred grand in the bank.
Please note that this is only because there are people waiting for a house to be built.
Hickman
cr2sh said:Hickman, my god man! Look at that 'tar!
Hrm....
I just got to 500 today and was experimenting with avatars. Not sure which one you saw.
By the way...ING went up to 3.5% today.
Hickman
cr2sh said:
It's real easy.
Step one: Flutter eyelashes
2: puppy dog eyes
3: ask real nicely. IE "You want to buy a ___ from me, right?"
4. flutter eyelashes some more
5: I WIN! $52.50 in one night. Booya!
katie ta achoo said:
$52.50? Sounds like I need to get a donation link. Would anybody contribute to the "Buy a bike for Brian" fund?
Hickman