All I know is that my PC never does what it is told. It wakes from hibernation in the middle of the night, it never sorts programs alphabetically in the programs menu, it doesn't redraw the screen properly, it has cheap cheap icons (looks like Steamboat Willy cartoons in comparison to the OS X Matrix consol program), it's noisy (so noisy), it's got a convoluted way of doing things...
Of course, I'm talking about Windows XP on a 6 month old Dell. I suppose you might be using linux or stg on your laptop. Then again, if I was going to do that, I'd still buy Mac hardware!
As for PCs being faster, my PC outpaces my mac by 2.5 to 1 (MegaHertz), but I honestly don't get 2.5 times more work done on it. If anything, they're about par. I'd love to get my hands on a 2.5GHz G5 and see how they compare then. My Mac plays back music better, Mpegs better, everything better. With Safari I've got a faster response (and so much more beautifully rendered page) when surfing the net. I find that DTP applications deliver on their promise of WYSIWYG on the Mac, whereas I have to zoom in at 1600% to see where something really is on the PC.
I don't have to worry about viruses or pay for protection (even if they're sent to me or I go and find then on the web). I would never use email on a PC (unless it's someone else's PC). I find that the average Mac program does what it promises, and with much less hassle and worry (who trusts spy-- er, free-ware programs for the PC???). I can uninstall any program with ease in less than 20 seconds, and I know that it's really off my system.
Most PC manufacturers make cheap feeling machines. Not $/ cheap, more 'not completely thought through', 'not enough attention to detail'. They've just got no style, and let's face it, you don't have to be a fashion-victim to want a bit of style in your life (nice TV/nice amp/nice guitar/nice car/nice hair-cut???).
And don't even talk about keyboard short-cuts. Alt-F-W-F to create a new folder? Aaaargh! And I've yet to meet a PC user who uses a shortcut to create a new folder.
And let's not talk about AppleScript, or scripting languages in general, which can make life way-cool..., and Services are starting to make a difference now...
And the iApps? Worth their weight in gold my son, yes, worth their weight in gold. The 60-day trial version of Dell Picture Studio? (raucous laughter).
And have I mentioned instant waking from sleep/hibernation? Or Quartz Extreme's abilities... or how things 'just work' (changing the bios settings in my PC so that it'll recognise that I've put in a second hard drive was a nice experience).
Anyway, there are those who have the apptitude and patience to deal with PCs. I don't. I just wanna get my work done, whether that work is music creation, movie editing, writing, research, or whether it's the more mundane work I do in publishing...