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Pick Me a Cool iPod Engraving!

ezekielrage_99 said:
If I was in Iran or Iraq I think I'd pass on that one 😉


Why not:

"Another reason to support piracy"
"Music goes in here"
"Zunes cause Cancer"
"Save The Arts Shoot a Rapper"
"Couldn't wait for an iPhone"
"Orange is a Fruit"
Or for a Pink iPod "Because everyone wants to be Mr Black"
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a liked "Zune causes Cancer"

😛
 
"No Engraving Thanks"

"iPod. uNotPod. iPod"

"Overworked DJ Imprisoned Within"

"Any Pirated Songs Contained Within Are Purely Coincidental"

"My Distant Cousin Is Brown, And Squirts" (sorry)

"Watching Vid-o Om Smail SGr-ens C-n H_rt Yo=r Ey-s"

"An Apple A Day Pays The RIAA"
 
this is too much...

I am about to buy an iTouch and I bump with that question... I passed all afternoon reading, laughing and I just could not resist to give an input... so here is what I got... tell me what you think...

"Property of Oompa Loompa #6756"
"psst... guess where I was before?"
"to: [name], thanks for last night!!! CALL ME!!! - Paris"
"if you can read this you are too close to me!!!"
"Highly Addictive Device"
"more reassons to ignore you..."
"Thanks to all the little people that made me!"
"remeber the money I saved for rent... well..."
"pet me! pet me! pet me!!! ...aaah..."
"This compensates my ego..."
"I don't talk to you... I SAY GOODBYE!"
"You have a small winnie..."
"Owner has no social life whatsoever..."
"Hi! I'm [name] imaginary girlfriend"
"I have not passed airport security..."
"This dude talks to me man!!!"
"When I am ON you are totally OFF"
"more fun in the other side... you retard!"
"Damn!!! You are hideous..."
"Store Demo iTouch - Please Do Not Remove "
"I could've been an iPhone, but i choose not too"
"... when size DOES matter..."
"no! no baby! I can't swim..."
"DO NOT put me near microwave or I go BOOM!"
"[Insert Text Here] oops..."
"he touches me in ways you can't imagine..."
"gently put it down and walk away slowly..."
"I don't bite... but owner does..."
"could iTouch you?"
"my ex wants to buy me back..."
"Leprechaun Not Included"
"My turn... now YOU turn around!"
"psst... he uses me naked... help!"
"I am NOT a drum stick!!! stopped!!!"
"Batmobile Part Number: 0310124AF2"
"Stop touching me!!! I'll kill you!!!"
"Property of Achmed The Dead Terrorist"

and well... if I have more time I'll write the rest, but this will keep you guys busy and creating more...

iHope you like...
 
wPod said:
i dont think i can post this or i might get in trouble. . . so i will hint at it.

seen pulp fiction? know what is written on the wallet?

(this is as accuratly as i remeber from the movie)
"just give me my wallet back"
"which one is it?"
"the one that says 'bad <stuff i cant post>' "

though maybe you should save that to be put on your wallet not your iPod. . .

thats what i want on my wallet. hmmm . . . where could i get that done?
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I would love a wallet with that written on it... I just need to find one now haha
 
When I got my first iPod in 2005 (that is, a green iPod mini 2G), I had it engraved with the following:

The power of iPod compels you!

While I thought it was awesome at first, I look back now and wonder what I was thinking.
I mean, let's face it - it doesn't really make sense.
 
Pick Me a Cool iPod Engraving!

I just went with the truth. Dam the iTouch audio jack.

"My iTouch broke and I couldn't afford a new one!!!"
 
"403: You do not have permission to access this iPod"
"64 GB of porn inside"
"I'm a iPod Touch not an iTouch"
"Property of Microsoft asset id: zunesuck7"
"Help, Someone stole my camera"
"iReplaced a Zune"
"Caution: Do not use on toilet"
 
morojunk said:
I am about to buy an iTouch and I bump with that question... I passed all afternoon reading, laughing and I just could not resist to give an input... so here is what I got... tell me what you think...

"Property of Oompa Loompa #6756"
"psst... guess where I was before?"
"to: [name], thanks for last night!!! CALL ME!!! - Paris"
"if you can read this you are too close to me!!!"
"Highly Addictive Device"
"more reassons to ignore you..."
"Thanks to all the little people that made me!"
"remeber the money I saved for rent... well..."
"pet me! pet me! pet me!!! ...aaah..."
"This compensates my ego..."
"I don't talk to you... I SAY GOODBYE!"
"You have a small winnie..."
"Owner has no social life whatsoever..."
"Hi! I'm [name] imaginary girlfriend"
"I have not passed airport security..."
"This dude talks to me man!!!"
"When I am ON you are totally OFF"
"more fun in the other side... you retard!"
"Damn!!! You are hideous..."
"Store Demo iTouch - Please Do Not Remove "
"I could've been an iPhone, but i choose not too"
"... when size DOES matter..."
"no! no baby! I can't swim..."
"DO NOT put me near microwave or I go BOOM!"
"[Insert Text Here] oops..."
"he touches me in ways you can't imagine..."
"gently put it down and walk away slowly..."
"I don't bite... but owner does..."
"could iTouch you?"
"my ex wants to buy me back..."
"Leprechaun Not Included"
"My turn... now YOU turn around!"
"psst... he uses me naked... help!"
"I am NOT a drum stick!!! stopped!!!"
"Batmobile Part Number: 0310124AF2"
"Stop touching me!!! I'll kill you!!!"
"Property of Achmed The Dead Terrorist"

and well... if I have more time I'll write the rest, but this will keep you guys busy and creating more...

iHope you like...
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Thank you so much!!!! I am usually good at punch lines, but I wanted something priceless for my iPad2... Both me and my iPad2 love you!!!

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